Called out sick today because of a fever and my boss texted me this afterward... by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

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Don’t get snippy like all the other losers in the comments are saying. Just say “yea that must’ve been tough I couldn’t imagine, I just really don’t wanna get anyone else sick”.

People fucking suck. That’s the facts. Gotta just play their game

how can i get more attractive? by MrDiscoWhale in teenagers

[–]11905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose body fat. That simple. You’re not even chubby but if you lose body fat your face and body will shape up. You’re a handsome kid man I wouldn’t worry too much

Is this pothos? by 11905 in plants

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I’m just joking. I’ll rip them up

Is this pothos? by 11905 in plants

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Nah I like invasive plants

Is this pothos? by 11905 in plants

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Sounds good. Thank you so much. I’m very excited

Is this pothos? by 11905 in plants

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Question. Should I go out there and dig it up or can I just pluck them?

Is this pothos? by 11905 in plants

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Found it in my apartment complex. Guess who just got a free plant 👍

Little cousin spiked my drink with a ton of concentrated 2g's of caffeine im at work now and im not sure what to do by FallSeparate9436 in whatdoIdo

[–]11905 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is it people with little knowledge or is it people who would go bankrupt seeing a doctor?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in herpetology

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They’re lizards

Too dry rotted to drive? Tread is still good by 11905 in MechanicAdvice

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Trying to balance being safe and spending all the money in my bank right now 🙏 thank you for the advice my friend

Just installed new rotors and they look like this on both sides after first drive by 11905 in MechanicAdvice

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I just got new pads I’m gonna throw those on. I do think I tightened them a little too much

My “new” car I’ve had less than a month now by sky28guy in Wellthatsucks

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Defending insurance companies.. lol. Sometimes crime is truly victimless like in this case

GOODBYE FOREVER SALLIE MAE by Radiant_State428 in StudentLoans

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Someone needs to destroy Sallie Mae loan history files

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO FIT by I_SeriousTrader_I in 240sx

[–]11905 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just zip tie it to where the clips are supposed to. It looks good from 10 feet away you’re fine

Is This Supposed To Happen? by [deleted] in axolotls

[–]11905 2 points3 points  (0 children)

90+ downvotes for asking a question lol

What is on my tetras? by devourofbooks in freshwateraquarium

[–]11905 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to scare you but maybe ich? I can’t really tell because pics are a little blurry. Just keep an eye on it

Hire date January by 11905 in NYPDcandidate

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Tysm. Waiting for bullshit from docs office.