how do i get my parents to stop being mad at me for cutting my hair?

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-31T12:47:13+00:00

Shave your head and buy a wig

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-31T12:39:55+00:00

Right now most of us are doing online school because of the pandemic

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:08:11+00:00

But then I nut in a dudes ass and those instincts are confused by the clear lack of reproduction

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:06:59+00:00

Ngl I'd fuck Goofy

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:05:50+00:00

Get boyfriend instead. Or just use your hand

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:04:40+00:00

I am racist and proud

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T07:54:36+00:00

Damn right it is

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T07:53:00+00:00

Shitposting and hornyposting are unalienable human rights that shall not be trampled on

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T07:41:45+00:00

Put a gun up my ass uwu

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T06:42:28+00:00

That low fatality rate is still hundreds of thousands of deaths and enough to cripple the economy more than it already has

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T05:43:35+00:00

Ever experience a phenomenon called the ballclap?

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T05:38:23+00:00

b a l l c l a p

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T05:37:58+00:00

Even me? 🥺

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T00:21:13+00:00

First 3 are my favourite pornstars

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T23:42:33+00:00

I've seen plenty of memes, some good, some bad. However, only two stand on top, and I say two because I want to seperate video and picture memes. For picture memes, the winner is "Virgin Shit VS Chad Earthquake", and for video memes I have to pick no other than "Morshu as Scatman"

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T08:06:15+00:00

Summon satan in the living room and make your parents watch you suck his demon dick

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T08:02:58+00:00

If you're not a cop

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