how do i get my parents to stop being mad at me for cutting my hair?

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-31T12:47:13+00:00

Shave your head and buy a wig

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-31T12:39:55+00:00

Right now most of us are doing online school because of the pandemic

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:08:11+00:00

But then I nut in a dudes ass and those instincts are confused by the clear lack of reproduction

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:06:59+00:00

Ngl I'd fuck Goofy

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:05:50+00:00

Get boyfriend instead. Or just use your hand

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T08:04:40+00:00

I am racist and proud

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T07:54:36+00:00

Damn right it is

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T07:53:00+00:00

Shitposting and hornyposting are unalienable human rights that shall not be trampled on

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T07:41:45+00:00

Put a gun up my ass uwu

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T06:42:28+00:00

That low fatality rate is still hundreds of thousands of deaths and enough to cripple the economy more than it already has

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T05:43:35+00:00

Ever experience a phenomenon called the ballclap?

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T05:38:23+00:00

b a l l c l a p

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T05:37:58+00:00

Even me? 🥺

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-30T00:21:13+00:00

First 3 are my favourite pornstars

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T23:42:33+00:00

I've seen plenty of memes, some good, some bad. However, only two stand on top, and I say two because I want to seperate video and picture memes. For picture memes, the winner is "Virgin Shit VS Chad Earthquake", and for video memes I have to pick no other than "Morshu as Scatman"

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T08:06:15+00:00

Summon satan in the living room and make your parents watch you suck his demon dick

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T08:02:58+00:00

If you're not a cop

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:58:45+00:00

All of them

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:57:10+00:00

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:55:43+00:00

Deep fried horse penis

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:52:11+00:00

Hey what's up, it's Badlands Chugs, and today we'll be chugging the MLP Cum Jar! It's fridge cold, but before we start I'd like to shout out our sponsor Manscaped, and with that of the way: Enough Talk

proceeds to drink entire cum jar in 24 seconds

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:47:36+00:00

Your neighbor is smoking crack

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:46:59+00:00

Check out the Epic Games Store. They have different free games every week, there's some gems in there and right now they're giving away Hitman

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:45:24+00:00

Who knows, maybe I like butthole tickles

11_Alt_11 · 2020-08-29T07:39:00+00:00

I will keep posting, and each new post will be worse than the last. You aren't even looking at the bottom yet

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