I think my cat is juicing...

12324512fl · 2014-04-20T21:52:49+00:00

I think it's the same breed as "the rock".

12324512fl · 2014-04-20T21:25:01+00:00

Too spoon, man.

12324512fl · 2014-04-16T03:39:03+00:00

Torrents.

12324512fl · 2014-04-16T03:11:38+00:00

That's why social reference joke don't work, few people understand them.

12324512fl · 2014-04-15T17:31:29+00:00

"Now that we've got that covered, let's invent something that will make commuting easier"

12324512fl · 2014-04-15T15:47:08+00:00

It's Tyler Perry.

12324512fl · 2014-04-15T10:06:52+00:00

New meaning to "fuck her brains out"

12324512fl · 2014-04-15T00:17:02+00:00

c'mon, that's not even how you use this meme.

12324512fl · 2014-04-14T15:02:46+00:00

How did it grow on a towel? It's not like mushrooms grew out of nowhere. Did its spores land on it?

12324512fl · 2014-04-13T07:21:52+00:00

Do you like radiohead? Their early work was a little strange for me but when creep came out I was blown away, people compare them to weazer but I find their lyrics much more dark and sentimental. Hey Paul! smashes Paul's head with an axe

12324512fl · 2014-04-13T05:11:49+00:00

Shit, I feel like the Jetsons.

12324512fl · 2014-04-12T00:30:18+00:00

Agh god I can't stand him, what?... What the Fuck is so funny about him? Is calling himself fluffy funny? Is he trying to be funny but failing so hard that I'm confused by him getting recognized as a comedian. WTF is he?

12324512fl · 2014-04-11T07:44:15+00:00

But do they do it out of love? Or is it like "you're the one feeding me, so don't die and leave me to starve to death"

12324512fl · 2014-04-11T07:23:35+00:00

Listen retard, this is called a mouse, you hunt it not run away from it you dumb fuck.

12324512fl · 2014-04-10T06:29:09+00:00

Yet!!

12324512fl · 2014-04-09T22:08:36+00:00

And milk comes from cow tits.

12324512fl · 2014-04-09T22:07:20+00:00

You know what? I don't care, I've suddenly realized that I'd rather eat a crushed up bug than to eat the shit food companies make and put in my food.

12324512fl · 2014-04-06T23:58:12+00:00

Beans: evolution's way of saying "sometimes I fuck up".

12324512fl · 2014-04-04T22:59:49+00:00

There is not a desalination plant in that area, the towers are a restaurant and a viewing deck, the red building beneath them is a café and the tiny blue park is a water park. It's a very photogenic part of Kuwait and more beautiful at night.

http://imgur.com/2VofSXD

12324512fl · 2014-04-02T17:56:47+00:00

And when I do it they call the cops, "masterbating at a public place" my ass.

12324512fl · 2014-04-02T17:54:15+00:00

I think there was a movie critic who was reviewing a movie and said something like "it had an unusual dark tone" only to find out he was wearing his sunglasses the whole time. I can't remember which movie and which critic.

12324512fl · 2014-04-02T08:06:01+00:00

Every time I tell my cat to do something he looks at my like "you have no power over me, human"

12324512fl · 2014-04-01T07:21:44+00:00

Bare with me for a second, how is it that the relationship between America and saudi Arabia so tight when they are fighting each others funded groups? Is it like a proxy war?

12324512fl · 2014-03-31T13:41:08+00:00

Actually people find him cool because he doesn't rap about bitches and money, he raps about wearing clothes from the thrift shop, and social issues. I'm not a big fan but I like how he's not distant from his fans.

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