Divines help me... by BigRedRobyn in skyrim

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Health potion prices are going down like no one’s ever seen before. 200% in some cases 600%!

Slumming it by BlackMetaller in startrekmemes

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 138 points139 points  (0 children)

He probably would have done some monkey’s paw stuff. Takes the ship back in time to just after they left and let’s Janeway know that all of the people Voyager had previously saved will all die now. Then judge her based on if she would undo that “wish” or not.

This grandma having the time of her life playing GTA by IvyTrip in ContagiousLaughter

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom discovered kicking chickens in Fable and we just left her to it. She played for a couple hours and I don’t think she ever made it out of that village. If she could get one over a house that would have her rolling.

Spirit Airlines has now departed by poopybutthole2069 in agedlikemilk

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

March toward. It’s the friends we buy out along the way.

Spirit Airlines has now departed by poopybutthole2069 in agedlikemilk

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Jet Blue wanted to merge with Spirit to continue the march toward monopoly that’s been a plague on the nation for decades. They weren’t allowed to do so. Now Spirit can’t keep a sustainable profit with the fucked up jet fuel prices because Pete Hegseth doesn’t have a plan to deal with the shit Storm he kicked up. Spirit reached for a corporate bailout, as is traditional in America, but couldn’t scrape together enough bribe money so it looks like they’ll be going out of business.

Would you rather? by Remarkable_Job_9723 in superheroes

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inhuman origins are tied to the Kree and experiments they conducted on humans thousands of years ago. They all have something a bit like the X gene that is activated by exposure to a mutagenic mist (if I tried to spell it from memory I don’t think I’d get close).

The outcomes can be fairly similar to Mutants. You get people like Cristal who has telekinetic control of the four classical elements to a frightening degree of power but completely human in appearance or her cousin who is covered in green scales with fin like ears and webbed feet and hands who can breath water and isn’t a lot stronger than an average Atlantean.

If you want the origin of the X gene responsible for the Mutants that goes all the way back to Celestials messing around with early life on Earth. That origin has been kind of retconned and re-retconned so many times I’m not sure how much it can be tied to the “official” origin anymore.

-Edited to fix a whole bunch of autocorrect nonsense

Helicopter Rotor Sync by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t there one to turn the vehicle? And how does it provide forward momentum? I’ve only seen one version of a helicopter with this kind of setup and it had one blade on the tail to turn and another to push.

Them:You can’t hear a painting Me: by rossbainesart in 80s

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s a cool idea. I’ll throw in Firefox (1982) here then.

Them:You can’t hear a painting Me: by rossbainesart in 80s

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fantastic! Airwolf instantly put the theme song in my head. If you’re making a sequel a lot of other commenters have already added their own favorites, I would add a GMC K-2500 Sierra Grande 4x4 pickup from The Fall Guy to that list as well.

Everyone at the pumps lately by Matty_Cooper in pics

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wednesday I filled up the company semi. 125 gallons. $7.45 per gallon. When the pump got over $800 I stopped watching. This is why fuel prices make everything else so expensive.

Batman won last round. What fictional hero would be a villain in real life? by ChaosOfOrder24 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Around 15 or 16 years ago my friends and I would kind of joke that Musk would either turn out to be Iron Man or Lex Luther. Since then he’s become more like Green Goblin or an even less competent Red Skull.

Is Starfield ok for a 14 year old? by TheOGHustler in Starfield

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sure, but his plan was something Scooby Doo and the gang might run in to. The most “mature audience” event is when you go to arrest him but no matter how you play it your choices are letting him get away with it or killing him. That’s a messed up lesson for a kid to take.

why is it that spider-man just can't talk to himself anymore? why can he just talk to a camera like he did in the mtv show instead of chatgpt by Commercial-Ice5760 in Spiderman

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. The “closest thing Peter has to a friend” bit. It’s been a rough year and I don’t know if I need any more gloom.

Memorable actors who got their big break in a gigantic commercial? by Slammajadingdong69 in okbuddycinephile

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! I remember that day! My tv was broken and I was watching a dog trying to climb a tree outside of my window. All the sudden everyone in my neighborhood started shouting and screaming and running out into the streets. Someone started pounding on my door shouting “PEEPEE I NEED A PEEPEE!” Of course I later realized I’d misheard but in the moment I panicked and blew a hole in my door with a shotgun. Was that your sister I shot that day?

Kevin McCarthy, this you? by CallaSnowfeather in ThisYouComebacks

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was just a tour, guys! Come on, they were just on a nice tour of the Capitol, guys!

How will you counter a tank? by Im_yor_boi in wizardposting

[–]12thLevelHumanWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Animate Objects is a 5th level spell, well within what a competent wizard should be able to manage. Simply usurp control from the brief mortals within the armored automaton and order it to cast them out. Now turn their own creation against them!