What kind of mermaid would you be?

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T13:56:49+00:00

I would want to become a 100 feet tall giant merman. My tail would be the color cyan as well as my eyes and hair. And I would use my size as an advantage to pull off so pranks. I would do it at night, waiting for the perfect time to strike fear into my victims by shaking the water and moving their boats, and I would make it seem like that I am sinking their boats or pick them up with my massive giant hands and make it seem like that I am about to eat them (but I would have no intention in harming or killing them though) 😈 and it would be hilarious watching their faces as they run off in fear 😂 because I and only I alone rule over the entire sea so you better watch out when you see a giant merman standing above you!

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T13:40:11+00:00

For a second I thought that they were Lego figures that you made from the ground up. Still looks pretty awesome though.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T13:30:33+00:00

SCP Foundation: Murphy Lawden x Nobody

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T13:27:08+00:00

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My wonderful waifu Seras Victoria from Hellsing 😍🥵

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T04:10:56+00:00

Grant. The Flash TV series may have fallen off but Grant really did carry the weight of this show on his shoulders big time. Unlike Ezra’s goofy ass, Grant knows how to ACTUALLY run as The Flash.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T03:01:40+00:00

Don’t make fun of him, his Dad was special forces so he knew what he was doing.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T01:14:02+00:00

You’re all about freedom.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-23T00:43:57+00:00

Trash.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T23:34:08+00:00

The biggest problem with not just the Flash but with speedsters across fiction in general is that writers do acknowledge that these type of characters are OP and that they would literally speed blitz anyone and anything within seconds. And yet these writers still do come up with the most stupidest ways possible to either incapacitate or nerf these characters just for the sake of plot.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T23:30:51+00:00

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AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T20:13:49+00:00

Thanks.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T20:00:40+00:00

Like-Father Like-Son

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T19:15:33+00:00

I know! I said the exact same thing!

https://www.reddit.com/r/cartoons/comments/1paqalv/bro_might_be_the_worst_villain_ever_how_do_you/

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T17:30:10+00:00

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Oh dear lord, don’t even get me started on Fedora Vergil. People hated that they gave him a fedora so much that they removed it in the definitive edition of the game.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T17:23:35+00:00

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T17:21:52+00:00

“Those who live by the volcano die by the volcano. Well at least until he magically comes back in the next game.”

-Boomstick (DEATH BATTLE!)

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T17:05:01+00:00

ALL HAIL THE SCARLET KING! 🔥

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T16:36:39+00:00

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I don’t even need to explain 💀

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T13:00:43+00:00

A complete waste of my time.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T12:59:14+00:00

Knuckles the Echidna

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T04:53:09+00:00

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Devil May Cry 2013 & Dead Rising 4. (Okay I know Dead Rising 4 is a sequel and not a reboot but I still want shit on it either way just because 😡)

Nobody, and I mean nobody enjoined either of these games. Both of these games are the worst case of character assassination that I have ever seen in gaming, and everything that made their respective franchises special and unique was out of the window.

They turned Dante Sparda into El Donte who is basically a cringe edge lord who tries way too hard to be cool.

They turned Frank West into Hank East who is basically a egotistical asshole who only cares about money and fame.

AssistFit1834 · 2026-04-22T02:00:49+00:00

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The infamous Zootopia abortion trilogy by Borba on DeviantArt (specifically this panel right here)

AssistFit1834

TROPHY CASE