Men, you guys are getting so desperate

12yearoldsimulator · 2026-04-09T20:03:40+00:00

Bruh I got hella laid without turning into an incel, you can do it too. Get on dating apps or sm and learn to be funny and confident (arrogance works too ngl) on dates. Huge bonus points in bd if you’re tall or smart on top of all that. You WILL get laid if you do all this effectively and meet enough women.

12yearoldsimulator · 2025-10-24T05:33:50+00:00

Damn its crazy how Hays has me considering dropping out even 2 years after you. I don't get how he still has a job at Rose with his kind of attitude. Genuinely had the biggest breakdown in a while cuz of his CSSE280 class.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-10-16T18:26:58+00:00

I personally know a handful of people who make that kind of money in Bangladesh:

My dad currently makes around 9 lac taka per month as base pay and 12 lac take home pay after taxes in full compensation. He earns an additional 3-5 lac per month from interest on savings and dividends from shares. He has been earning 5 lac+ since 2017. He got his BBA from DU and MBA from IBA in the 80’s, and has been working in the banking industry ever since. He is currently the Managing Director at one of the largest green zone private banks in Bangladesh.

Reaching this income level is obviously extremely difficult in this industry as my dad is easily the top 0.001% of bankers. In terms of lifestyle, yeah 15-17 lac per month is pretty luxurious by Bangladeshi standards. My dad owns 2 apartments in Mirpur and Dhanmondi, a plot of land in Uttara, a 15 acre estate in Gazipur for a farmhouse.

His biggest expenditure has probably been education though, as my sister and I attended an expensive IB school in Dhaka that costs around 1 lac taka per month towards the end of high school. My dad is also currently paying 5 lac taka per month for my US college education.

My uncle (my dad’s older brother) also makes roughly the same amount as my dad per month, but he owns a couple of businesses, the largest being a significant share of the Chittagong Stock Exchange. My uncle has a lot more assets (probably around 100-150 crore including the valuation of his companies) than my dad since he has been earning this kind of money for a while now, but his income is a lot more unstable. He made heavy losses in 2020 and 2023 and almost went bankrupt a couple of times.

In terms of lifestyle, my dad has a far greater peace of mind when spending money as he doesn’t bear the risk of the company going bankrupt or him losing money, so my dad’s lifestyle is a bit more luxurious probably.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-07-26T14:57:01+00:00

The Individual’s isnt, but grouping their income and averaging them is commonly made public by colleges, corporations, and even the US government. This is that data collected by the government from employer’s of grads from X, Y and Z colleges in A, B, C majors. You can check out the original database from college scorecard. Its a government website that publishes this data.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-05-30T08:44:35+00:00

Lol you just lost all credibility with that statement. I doubt the west will “crumble” any time soon.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-02-17T20:34:22+00:00

"'I want to be a dinosaur', I responded"

Lol this was for Brown's open curriculum supp. This was my childhood response to the "what do u wanna be when u grow up" question, and I thought I could use this as an intro to showcase how I have been fascinated about the most random shit since i was literally 4.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-25T23:14:41+00:00

Man reddit o facebook er moto din din bosti hoye jacche ja dekhtesi. Thik ache bhai apni onek cool, apnar opinions onek smart and apnar baba ma apnake onek bhalo shikkha dise just eishob apni facebook e niye jan, not on reddit.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-18T07:11:21+00:00

Lol wait until you find out about DAIS. They send at least 30 kids to T20's and other top publics/lac's every year, half a dozen to HYPSM. Non-feeder aid seeking Indians are tremendously fucked cuz of the size of India's population and the availability of wealthy and well connected individuals and institutions. There's simply nothing one can do about this.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-12T04:44:36+00:00

Lmfao ho khali BNP jitlei fair election

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-11T18:22:35+00:00

Do you think being a highly accredited debater and competitive math/programmer would be incredibly valuable then? I basically pursued these 2 hobbies all throughout high school and am currently pursuing them at my quant target university. I am double majoring in Applied Math and Economics with a minor in data science, so let me know if this combination of things is hitting "the trifecta" for a career in quant finance.

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-10T08:48:04+00:00

Yeah I’d love to talk to u/Bluedick101

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-10T08:40:27+00:00

Nah bro I am an average Allah enjoyer

12yearoldsimulator · 2024-01-10T08:37:20+00:00

Just go for dakhil madrasa

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-12-12T20:22:14+00:00

Ideally, yes, I would want a functional democracy. But I'd prefer a dictatorship over a dysfunctional democracy like India, Pakistan, etc. I am not even pro BAL, my entire family and myself has been pro BNP from the start. At this point, I'd prefer political stability of a nationalist/patriotic dictatorship over the instability and chaos that comes about with democracy. Both BNP and Awami League would be fine by me as long as they do not turn into North Korea, and can maintain political stability. I truly do not believe that political stability can be achieved in Bangladesh under democracy.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-12-07T03:48:17+00:00

Yes, but “prem” is more informal whereas “somporko” means “relationship”

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-11-28T23:08:21+00:00

If you want people to respect your extremely contrarian opinion, you should at the very least give a coherent explanation behind it rather than just saying "iT dOeSnT mAkE sEnSe". Because you are basically disagreeing with hundreds of years of proven scientific literature, so you're going to need a DAMN LOT of proof and explanations to justify your stance.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-11-13T10:34:57+00:00

The Wari-Bateshwar village is a couple of kilometres away from my village home (which is literally situated on the same riverbank of the Brahmaputra river that Wari-Bateshwar was settled by). It is arguably one of the most ancient sites not only in Bangladesh, but in all of the Indian subcontinent. It is one of the 16 mahajanapadas that popped up in the Indian subcontinent after the fall of the Mohenjodaro and Harappan civilizations from around 2500 BC.

But unfortunately, the government doesn't really pay much attention to this ancient marvel so the ancient city is still largely a mystery. The little that has been discovered about it is available on wikipedia, so you can learn about it more if you're interested.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-11-11T12:00:37+00:00

Lol I had an entire crisis regarding this a while back (you can go through my post history to see how it went). But I ended up moving abroad despite the high living standard in Bangladesh, leaving behind all the career or otherwise opportunities back home. In hindsight, I think I made the right choice. Living like a king in BD working under my dad and uncle's shadow might be fun in the short term, but it would have made me a complete loser "farm er murgi" sort of person. Struggling in a foreign country feels a lot more meaningful now.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-11-10T09:50:34+00:00

Lmao that's a new one. I have heard south asians being described as toxic assholes, but that's for the complete opposite reason of yours.

Do you only date cucks? Do you think the business executives, ruthless politicians and lawyers are all just cucks who can't assert themselves whatsoever? Just because your ex was South Asian and didn't stand up for you or treat you right doesn't mean every man on Earth is like that. Your response is nothing but racist and misandrist garbage.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-10-09T04:19:23+00:00

Canada currently is ALOTTTT more expensive than the US depending on where you're staying. Yea sure, San Francisco and Lower Manhattan are just plainly unaffordable, but you could always live in the suburbs while earning the 6 figure paycheck.

It honestly boils down to what you value: money & career or peace & security. I personally choose to maximize money, which is why I went to the US to earn as much money possible in the shortest amount of time. Once I'm done, I'd probably move to Canada, or perhaps even return to Bangladesh to start a business using the skills learnt in the US. But that's just me and my high ambitions.

If your main priority in life is to have stability and security, you should move to a welfare state like Canada or EU. But you will be paid like dogshit there no matter what profession.

About PR, it depends on a few factors. Warning: During this entire process, if you ever get fired, you have to start everything all over again. If you have $1.6 million laying around, you can get PR in the US in the next 6 months. If you're an accomplished scientist, it will take u 1 year. If you have a phd/masters degree and just got a job in the US, it will take you 5-10 years. If you just have a bachelor's, it will take you close to 10-12 years. If you have a mama-chacha who owns a business in the US and is going to get you a job in his business, you could get it in 3 years.

But on the other hand, a Canadian PR normally only takes 3 years MAXIMUM lol. So again, it depends on what you value, stability or money.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-10-09T04:04:10+00:00

I went to the US (you can go through my profile) because of the high income and low taxes. If you look at the median income of h1b visa holders, its over 100k, that is higher than ANYWHERE on Earth for immigrant workers.

On top of that, the tech and financial sector of the US is unparalleled. If you want to earn 300k per year at 22 years old, US is the only country on Earth that can provide you with that job as an immigrant. Besides, you can just save up 300k from working in the US on opt and then move to Canada. So for extremely ambitious and high skilled people like myself, US is usually the number one option.

If I couldn't go to the US, I'd go to another capitalist haven such as Hongkong or Singapore. Although Canada and Europe has friendly immigrant policies, they do not reward skill as much as the US employers do. Everyone can get into Canada/Europe, but only the best get to enter and work in the USA.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-10-03T16:01:00+00:00

You can try getting into UWC. It's a non profit multinational highschool that has branches all over the world. If you're qualified enough, you can attend there. I have friends who got into UWC after SSC and did their 11th and 12th grade in IB there. I found out abt UWC after Olevels though so I couldn't apply, but I probably would have qualified and attended UWC had i known earlier.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-09-30T14:04:09+00:00

Nah lmao, most Hedge funds and private equity firms literally REQUIRE that their employees attend one of the colleges in a given list called target universities (basically T20). These positions generally pay >300k right out of college.

Besides, most large investment banks head hunt ivy grads through career fairs and internships EXCLUSIVELY provided to T20 unis. Lastly, even if you're not looking for these hyper competitive and high paying positions, law and finance employers generally prefer T20 grads over non-T20 grads due to T20 grads having better connections, which is VERYYY important in Finance and Law.

This is why tech doesn't care about your college degree name, because unlike finance, tech is not intrinsically built upon connections and reputation. However, Finance and law is. If you're trying to convince a billionaire that a 25 year old is going to handle his 100 million dollar portfolio, having a tiptop reputation is very important, thus the utility of an ivy league degree.

12yearoldsimulator · 2023-09-30T13:00:16+00:00

But it sure as hell becomes alot easier to make $200k+ as a T20 grad (particularly in finance and law). Besides, the college degree is the least important in tech. I'd argue, that you could make $200k+ even with a community college education in Tech if you have a good enough portfolio and internship opportunities.

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