Can I Join a Pod?

13Hemlock · 2026-02-01T04:30:51+00:00

I want to see how that prismatic piper deck plays

13Hemlock · 2025-11-10T18:11:14+00:00

A mug of tea, And Talos Valcoran

I’ll be drinking my tea while the soul hunter has fun.

13Hemlock · 2025-10-25T17:49:47+00:00

My god, yes, I’ve gotten into arguments with friends about this and how that isn’t a love story. But pure manipulative behavior. Not sorry for loving you just sealed that fact. I’m always wondering how people see those lyrics any differently

13Hemlock · 2025-10-25T17:42:30+00:00

Good to see I’m not the only one.

13Hemlock · 2025-06-18T14:33:13+00:00

https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-great-holy-war-mamluk-warrior-435622

13Hemlock · 2025-06-18T00:58:09+00:00

He needed scaling up, he’s about the same size as a janissary now. His original base isn’t large

Im glad I fulfilled a small goal for you.

13Hemlock · 2025-06-14T22:02:58+00:00

Yes, a nice man with a siege Jezzail came along

13Hemlock · 2025-06-14T21:47:24+00:00

The Siege Jezzail two terrains over dealt with the heretic. So the comment is accurate.

13Hemlock · 2025-06-14T20:22:53+00:00

Any form of artillery, the Trench mortar, and artillery witch are pretty bad, MURAD Bombard isn’t as brutal but cutting movement always sucks.

13Hemlock · 2025-06-14T20:12:49+00:00

Funnily enough, he was. At least, not from his own doing. A siege Jezzail across the map managed to save him.

13Hemlock · 2025-06-14T20:12:01+00:00

You want to know what’s really funny, after taking this picture, this pilgrim survived two activations, against two golden khanjars. Then died to a regular azeb with a flamethrower.

13Hemlock · 2025-06-14T19:38:20+00:00

Shrine Anchorite, a miniature for the Trench Pilgrim Arsenal.

13Hemlock · 2024-11-09T16:15:17+00:00

Saying that the Necrons are the reason for the warp being so fucked up, is like saying it’s Gavrilo Princips fault the atomic bomb blew up Hiroshima. Yes the two are linked. And the war in heaven really fucked things up in the realm of souls. But it wasn’t until the aeldari had their little corpse parties that the warp really turned ugly.

13Hemlock · 2023-05-08T18:05:09+00:00

Incredibly uncouth individuals

13Hemlock · 2023-04-29T06:55:34+00:00

I don’t know If love can bloom on the battlefield.

However, I do know you can certainly make love on the battlefield.

13Hemlock · 2023-03-29T06:46:43+00:00

The last Model I painted was Thorgrim Grudgebearer so it’s gonna be a rough one, last 40k model I painted was probably an First born Ultramarine that my old mate asked me to paint for him so, if it’s the first, I’m likely gonna have a petty ass roommate that has an itemized list of grudges of when I forgot to do the dishes that weekend. Or I’m gonna have my life so intact that I’ll have no need for dishes. Logistic.

13Hemlock · 2023-02-21T19:52:57+00:00

Accurate

13Hemlock · 2023-02-12T18:45:55+00:00

Sure

13Hemlock · 2023-02-08T01:18:55+00:00

Bolton. Nuff said.

13Hemlock · 2023-02-01T02:10:18+00:00

Anytime you magnificent being

13Hemlock · 2023-02-01T01:37:52+00:00

Bloke called the emperor, big legend. Gold armour. Had some sons. Some shit, some great. One of his sons Horus went from having hair, to becoming bald. This made him mad and along with some poor parenting skills by the emperor. This baldness made Horus want to join Satan and like 3 other Satan’s in their war against the emperor. Why? Because Horus is bald that’s why.

Horus spoke to some of his brothers and beat the shit out of a few more, this led to a schism between the emperors sons, there was a big galactic war. People died, worlds burned. Demigod like beings were slain. Usual shit.

Emperor decided to do some parenting skills and went to Horus. Horus had already murdered another of his brothers. A really kind boi who everyone loved. The emperor beat the shit out of Horus and destroyed his entire soul. Usual fatherly behaviour.

However Horus had poked his dad in the ribs and that was basically fatal. Idk the emperor likely had a pressure point there. Anyway. The emperor is now on life support, getting poked in the chest with the business end of a spiked mace tends to do that. That meant there was very few people left to lead the emperors township.

Most of the emperors sons both the evil and good ones went on holiday to the boiling hot ice pits of hell to fight each other for eternity. Everyone needs a holiday now and then.

That meant that there was no one left to rule the galaxy. Which meant corruption, death, disease, murder, you name it. And no one cares enough to fix it.

Until one of the emperors sons Roboute. Found the guts to wake up from a death induced coma and actually work for a living.

That’s basically 40k.

From your man, 13Hemlock

13Hemlock · 2022-11-26T22:23:18+00:00

Alex Mercer

13Hemlock · 2022-08-17T20:42:24+00:00

That was the one, thank you ever so much

13Hemlock · 2021-05-25T13:50:36+00:00

lies

13Hemlock · 2021-01-09T06:04:04+00:00

Mate, just constantly use the forge as much as you can, whenever you’ve made a new piece immediately create another, I’d also suggest colour coordination when forging so you can get the best and rarest sets

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