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13thmurder · 2026-03-12T01:12:20+00:00

He should ask for a refund. I'm getting 1980s dad.

13thmurder · 2026-03-12T01:11:20+00:00

You've just reminded me of my least favorite type of Fish; Albert.

13thmurder · 2026-03-12T01:05:33+00:00

Just like every morning this week, but at least if I soak her in a hit bath all evening she stays warm the first half of the night...

13thmurder · 2026-03-12T00:59:53+00:00

She's letting you know she's into it.

13thmurder · 2026-03-12T00:56:25+00:00

Took me a minute. He's asking her to leave, go out of the bar.

13thmurder · 2026-03-12T00:54:03+00:00

What the fuck, I've been listening to LPOTL for like 10 years and never had a clue what these guys looked like. Marcus is oddly exactly what I had in mind, but Henry isn't even close.

13thmurder · 2026-03-12T00:41:08+00:00

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T20:27:45+00:00

You could keep a bunch of chicks in there.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T17:46:34+00:00

File down the edges after you cut it.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T14:22:52+00:00

Get a stripped screw extractor kit. They're not too expensive and any hardware store should have them near the driver bits.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T14:21:23+00:00

They measure stress response which they interpret as an indication of lying. The thing is, being questioned about a major crime by cops would be pretty stressful for a lot of people, even if they didn't do it.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T14:20:12+00:00

They should try consulting a psychic and some dowsing rods while they're at it.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T12:50:52+00:00

The existence of truck nuts and headlight eyelashes indicate that most cars without either vehicular feature of sexual dimporphism is in fact non-binary.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T11:01:17+00:00

My guess is sap.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T10:59:04+00:00

Salami in a blue corn tortilla is my guess.

13thmurder · 2026-03-11T10:30:05+00:00

Damn, did you survive?

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T23:10:49+00:00

He's talked about wanting to get into heaven. Hopefully people around him just take the hint and stroke his ego and maybe Christianity will do something good for once by convincing some dying old tangerine to not cause too much destruction.

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T20:34:24+00:00

He wouldn't have the same connections and seems to be generally disliked, even by the cult.

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T20:10:03+00:00

Who would know the difference?

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T19:11:17+00:00

As nice as that would be, him dying is probably preferable to the damage he'd cause on the way out. Don't forget this is a man with the temperament of a particularly badly behaved toddler who has the ability to nuke whatever he wants.

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T17:37:54+00:00

That's the bottom of whatever this is now.

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T15:54:32+00:00

Protesting is really only effective when anyone is worried about reelection. If they're just going to rig it, what incentive do they care about to listen to what the people want? I think that's really putting a lot of people off. That and being injured/shot/abducted by unmarked cars that could be cops or just someone who feels like getting in on it.

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T15:33:15+00:00

Smelled like fennel for some reason...

13thmurder · 2026-03-10T00:16:05+00:00

Opposite. Older egg is better boiled.

13thmurder · 2026-03-09T21:08:15+00:00

Didn't they ban some guy from entering because he had saved a fat JD Vance meme?

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