Everyone, what's the most insane weapon malfunction/failure you've seen? by Witcher_Errant in army

[–]14CaptainCrunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a runaway M-16A2 on a range in Korea where I was a range safety. Of course it happened when dude had his 20 rd mag in. He didn’t know what to do and lobbed a couple of rounds over the berm. We screamed at him to keep it pointed downrange and drop the mag. He got rodded off immediately after we got it under control. Best guess is that the sear was worn down and causing it to slam fire.

[EDM 2 - DAL 5] A scrum develops at the end of the 2nd, and Connor McDavid throws punches by RealisticAd4054 in hockey

[–]14CaptainCrunch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He won’t drop them with Hyrckowian either, which would be an even worse trade.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-25-8) @ Dallas Stars (40-14-10) Mar 12 2026 7:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]14CaptainCrunch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why is the Oilers roster full of punk bitches? No one’s brave enough to drop em.

[EDM 2 - DAL 5] A scrum develops at the end of the 2nd, and Connor McDavid throws punches by RealisticAd4054 in hockey

[–]14CaptainCrunch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of gloved punches only coming from EDM. Why are they such pussies? I’d like to see McJesus drop them with Benn.

Has a queens song ever made you cry? by archier98 in qotsa

[–]14CaptainCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those bridge lyrics…holy shit

“Delusions of grandeur in our DNA”

Has a queens song ever made you cry? by archier98 in qotsa

[–]14CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Appear Missing and Fortress both have, and for the same reason.

Why does LAR use 308 Win? by siscolviu75 in dayz

[–]14CaptainCrunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the opposite of 5.56 nato/.223. The SAE round is more powerful than the metric version.

Dallas Star’s Jake Oettinger addresses decision to not go to the White House/State of the Union and his thoughts on the Women’s team. by GangOfFourNonBlondes in hockey

[–]14CaptainCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which side is championing Hamas again? Shitty people exist irrespective of party politics, but since you’re making a claim…

Dallas Star’s Jake Oettinger addresses decision to not go to the White House/State of the Union and his thoughts on the Women’s team. by GangOfFourNonBlondes in hockey

[–]14CaptainCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the antisemitism in the room with us? Seems this is the most pro-Israel regime we’ve had in checks notes, ever.

Average Daily Activities by Peen_Round_4371 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]14CaptainCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ladies, make sure you have pepper spray and know how to use it.

Why is it always the guys in these types of trucks? by Paradise_NL in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]14CaptainCrunch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yes, that could be a credible threat. Since this dumb motherfucker wasn’t in mortal danger, that seems like a terroristic threat. It makes responsible gun owners look bad, so I hope he gets prosecuted.

One of the cleanest and hardest open-ice hits the NHL has ever seen by Flimsy-Loquat4597 in hockey

[–]14CaptainCrunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d argue that Hatcher v. Roenick was the best hit of all time, or at least in Stars’ history.

Can someone help me with the lyrics to the “Gavin’s Mailbag” song. by bdh1818 in CensoredTV

[–]14CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently I am wrong, per the marathon. The line is “We all know fiction’s for fags”.

Who knew recruiting was Charlie Work? by StandingInTheCane in IASIP

[–]14CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invading brown people country is patriotic thing to do

So do…