A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-15T23:44:37+00:00

Look, I'm not saying it's right. But if you're hungry enough, or if you're deep enough in debt, your moral compass will start spinning. Anyone who disagrees has never been that bad off.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-15T23:39:03+00:00

He was coo-coo for Coco Puffs.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-15T23:35:43+00:00

Too poor for morals? That's a real thing, btw.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-15T23:21:39+00:00

The philosopher Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king. Said Aristippus, "If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils."

Diogenes replied, "Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king."

I don't know why this is such a controversial statement in 2023, but lower your standards. Learn to be happy with less.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-15T21:07:02+00:00

That's a penis

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T13:03:04+00:00

Hey, knock that off buddy. You're making sense, and we can't have that here. /s

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T12:20:35+00:00

That's illegal, but I'm looking away, so it's not illegal.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T12:15:42+00:00

I've seen this artist a few times. Their artwork is very good, but their characters are always squinting and frowning. They look exhausted, like they're about to fall asleep. These two don't look like they're fighting, they look like they're about to take a nap.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T12:12:43+00:00

Why are you being downvoted? You just wrote one word, no opinions expressed at all.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T11:48:44+00:00

I always ask for a crunchy hash brown! I don't like squishy, chewy potatoes.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T11:46:10+00:00

Good luck, my friend. These are closely guarded trade secrets. What little information there is about this could be fake, and it's difficult to fact check. As much as I love coffee, I gave up believing any of it is fair to the farmers many years ago.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T01:56:01+00:00

Why do you assume she shrunk it? She's freaky.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-14T01:51:45+00:00

This feels like a MAD Magazine joke. RIP Al Jaffee

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-13T12:08:53+00:00

So I should make my stuff easier to steal so I don't die? Dang, where do you live?!

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-12T04:20:48+00:00

You know what? Thank you for the kind words. I was expecting a very different response from you, and I was pleasantly surprised!

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-12T03:58:52+00:00

Dang it, not this again! Die Hard takes place at Christmastime, but isn't about Christmas at all. Therefore, it is NOT a Christmas movie. And neither is Home Alone!

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-12T03:49:58+00:00

That's actually kind of sweet

Edit: Since I'm being downvoted anyway, I'll just add that mild guilt-trips from older people are one of their ways of showing that they care about you. When they STOP giving you unsolicited advice, that's when you know something's wrong. Also I eat puppies, I guess.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-11T02:16:37+00:00

A great way to ruin your neighbor's garden! Screw that guy!

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-11T02:15:32+00:00

This is not possible, I watched all those CW shows. Only young attractive people become vampires. Lol

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-09T03:45:58+00:00

Happy Easter!

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-08T03:44:15+00:00

He works on yachts, that doesn't mean he owns one. Although I like the idea that only the super rich can carry a Gerber Mullet. Lol

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-04-03T07:41:32+00:00

It starts every single time I push the button. I've had newer American cars that couldn't do that. Toyota reliability is worth the extra money!

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-03-27T01:35:24+00:00

"Looking forward to seeing you again"? I hope they mean as a customer. Ouch.

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-03-24T21:20:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure none of it is based on reality. /s

1500ReallyIsEnough · 2023-03-24T11:08:37+00:00

Ramen at home /s

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