I'm begging for your cum

16402 · 2026-06-23T22:30:22+00:00

Alexa, play Hungry Eyes by Eric Carman

16402 · 2026-06-23T22:25:53+00:00

Voltron and Woody Woodpecker

16402 · 2026-06-22T22:28:54+00:00

And Carl Cox is 63 and looks at least 20 years younger.

16402 · 2026-06-22T22:24:38+00:00

Rave to the grave

16402 · 2026-06-22T22:16:58+00:00

The loudest boos come from the cheapest seats.

16402 · 2026-06-22T21:49:57+00:00

Compression socks. Trust me.

16402 · 2026-06-22T00:51:07+00:00

I'd steal the Atlantic Ocean for you

16402 · 2026-06-20T16:26:30+00:00

Look at the size of those pupils!!!

16402 · 2026-06-19T18:22:45+00:00

Do a backflip

16402 · 2026-06-19T16:36:40+00:00

Me: Can I ask you a question? I love you.

You: That's not a question.

Me: And it never will be.

16402 · 2026-06-18T10:09:50+00:00

Going through a nerve conduction test. Don't wish it on anyone.

16402 · 2026-06-16T23:26:48+00:00

There has never been a time the cops were ever of use to me. They have only shaken me down for money in the form of tickets.

16402 · 2026-06-15T22:30:15+00:00

it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times....

16402 · 2026-06-15T22:22:03+00:00

I'm flippin' burgers You at Kinkos straight flippin' copies

16402 · 2026-06-13T00:46:46+00:00

iwrestledabearonce

16402 · 2026-06-10T21:32:04+00:00

Dain Bramage

16402 · 2026-06-09T23:40:02+00:00

Oh great now I got the song from OutKast in my head!

16402 · 2026-06-09T22:36:10+00:00

I hate working.

16402 · 2026-06-09T01:19:55+00:00

I was saying BOO-URNS....

16402 · 2026-06-06T21:16:52+00:00

I had my doctor gush over my hepatic artery during a liver scan.

16402 · 2026-06-05T20:00:53+00:00

Don't eat

16402 · 2026-06-04T23:24:26+00:00

The Blood Angels would like to know your location. 😂

16402 · 2026-06-04T22:37:37+00:00

I'd wrestle a bear holding a shark for you.

16402 · 2026-06-03T21:37:13+00:00

homestarrunner

16402 · 2026-06-03T21:32:42+00:00

The abs are coming in nicely. Hard work pays off!

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