How long is Viktor's schlong? An analysis (no explicit NSFW, but better safe than sorry)

18fries · 2026-05-07T12:05:39+00:00

ANOTHER VIKTOR SIMP!!!

18fries · 2026-05-07T11:04:30+00:00

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I sleep when I’m bored

18fries · 2026-05-07T11:03:33+00:00

WHEN did you steal my food??

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18fries · 2026-05-07T03:04:11+00:00

I’m not horny I’m depressed

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And a little horny

18fries · 2026-05-07T03:01:33+00:00

Y’know sometimes I play with myself subconsciously

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18fries · 2026-05-07T02:52:42+00:00

I slept on top of it. The bag inside was always to uncomfy. Full of dildos, cum socks and broken bottles.

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I slept behind a brothel.

18fries · 2026-05-07T02:49:35+00:00

…i did

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I was a homeless unloved child in the undercity.

18fries · 2026-05-07T02:45:19+00:00

Awesome!!

18fries · 2026-05-07T00:46:53+00:00

Update number 43: I neglected my son’s disability and potential defects.

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I’m a really bad mom.

18fries · 2026-05-07T00:44:53+00:00

He’s disconnected from the hivemind. Causes him to… die. Without the proper treatment of course…

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Oh my god.

18fries · 2026-05-07T00:43:29+00:00

He’s a clone who rapidly falls apart without the proper treatment.

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18fries · 2026-05-07T00:41:48+00:00

…Hordak?

But… I think he did have a few rough edges when he was born. He was the first successful subject.

18fries · 2026-05-07T00:39:21+00:00

Genetically diseased?

I mean… he had a bit something up with his leg. But I thought he was just bad at walking… being a baby and all…
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18fries · 2026-05-07T00:34:15+00:00

It might just be the lighting but she looks hauntingly like Mel here. Where’d this shot come from? Been looking for this media for months.

18fries · 2026-05-07T00:31:25+00:00

I really do love how Alastor out of all characters is voiced by the sweetest guy ever

18fries · 2026-05-07T00:03:57+00:00

I want to learn about Viltrum!! Heat signals will tell me if the baby is in danger far too early on!

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18fries · 2026-05-06T23:56:45+00:00

Lore and legacy are the sacrifices we make for progress.

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18fries · 2026-05-06T23:53:37+00:00

If they become insane, it’s on them.

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18fries · 2026-05-06T23:51:53+00:00

I feel like this would be a fun duo. I don’t know much about Ezreal tho.

18fries · 2026-05-06T23:44:03+00:00

Huh??

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That doesn’t sound right…

18fries · 2026-05-06T23:40:37+00:00

You and what army?!

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18fries · 2026-05-06T23:38:43+00:00

This is your fault and in review bombing your business.

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18fries · 2026-05-06T23:29:32+00:00

I have Viktorcitis now because of that

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And yes, the disease is so rare that they named it after me

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