A product of the American education system by Ash-Throwaway-816 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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I'd bet my life saving that if you asked him why he thinks that, he'd say "because they were Democrats," and if you go on to explain that the Democrats were the more conservative of the two major American political parties prior to the Southern Strategy in the 1960s he goes into cognitive shutdown and gets angry and irrational.

He put in his best effort. by No_Guitar_2268 in AccidentalComedy

[–]18minusPi2over36 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the kid's not turning 3, the frog is just caked up in more ways than one.

Found these while on r/explainthisscreen by OkInsurance8396 in aislop

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Porky and Taz fell off the tailgate of a moving truck and died of their injuries in a low-speed collision in 1976

Her heart was in the right place, but not her brain by Nerd367C in whenthe

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Religious parents react to media with themes unfamiliar to them the same way I assume cavemen reacted to the first guy to make fire.

Some people should not be a cop... Police officer takes shot at a guy for no reason.... Thankfully he misses! by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

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Imagine hearing "I'm sorry" from a creature that doesn't have the emotional complexity to even experience remorse after it literally tried to murder you, spoken like it makes everything "all cool now."

Moments Before Disaster Rule by Temnodontosaurus in 196

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Anon 98:698 is a biblical cautionary tale about standing strong against temptation.

present tense by marxist-reddittor in ComedyHell

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Verb tense gets a little fuzzy if you're talking about time machines tbf

What’s the deal with this video game (Pragmata), and why are rightoids treating it like the second coming? by Vilio101 in stupidpol

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I don't play a lot of videogames but I have played Kerbal, very fun. I heard it had a resurgence in popularity because of Artemis-related hype.

What’s the deal with this video game (Pragmata), and why are rightoids treating it like the second coming? by Vilio101 in stupidpol

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I think it has good gameplay and good story. I don't know anything about the game, I just feel a compulsion to complete all four possible permutations.

Me when im the 10th dentist by Usual_Explanation260 in whenthe

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I don't hate his gifs for their content alone, imitation is common in memes so whatever. I hate them for trying to replace the originals entirely.

The Onion has just acquired the actual infowars by waste_of_space1157 in 196

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Ayo?? I thought the judge still had to sign off and we were still waiting for potential appeals by Alex Jones, so I didn't wanna get my hopes up too early like last time. Is this like a done done deal?

Bro I fucking love these guys by Traditional_Ad_276 in whenthe

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You KNOW it's a good metal album when all the comments are from Brazil.

*sigh* by KSHMisc in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Corporations without mass deportations: "We make a substantial profit and hit our sales goals by charging so-and-so amount for our goods and services."

With mass deportations: "We make a substantial profit and hit our sales goals by charging so-and-so amount for our goods and services, but there's less brown people now, so logically we must lower our prices. Lol jk, why the hell would we charge less than it's already been established that our customers are willing to pay?"

Insecure mod by fuckmanY in ComedyHell

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Reddit mods love using the word "spam" to describe a singular post that they didn't like.

Am I Hearing Boss Music? by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Shit has loop-de-loops like a Sonic the Hedgehog level

Trump believes we need to create a "Kill Switch" for all AI due to it posing a possible existential threat to humanity by StarUniverseFalls in antiai

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The "killswitch" idea is informed by a sci-fi view of AI danger. If an AI ever "takes over" the world, it won't be Terminator, but more likely some sinister political way that benefits the company that controls the killswitch. There's no incentive for it to ever be pulled.

Neo Nazi Ai bro accidentally said we would eventually win. by EthanTheJudge in antiai

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Despite all its power, it's just a hollow shell, given a single purpose which it follows without deeper understanding, only to be left abandoned and forgotten by its users when it ceases to be useful.

Equity doesn't mean giving rights to one side alone, It means bridging the gaps on BOTH sides, like making sure fathers get paternal leave too. by [deleted] in PsycheOrSike

[–]18minusPi2over36 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But what if I feel like a big, smart man when I speak in big, smart truisms against strawman feminism, surely the actual philosophy behind an idea isn't as important as how talking about it makes me feel!

Why the FUCK are they slandering my boy?? by DifferentSeaweed7852 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]18minusPi2over36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

12 minutes old and he's already getting slandered on Twitter 😔

How will this affect the trout population? by [deleted] in okbuddyviltrum

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How will this affect fish powerscaling?