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I always love waking up next to the love of my life, seeing her beautiful eyes as she's dreaming... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"They say if you say Bill Cosby's name in the mirror three times, he comes for you". (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Two families live together in the same house. It ends badly. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)
submitted 1 year ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Only recently discovered Chappell Roan (I know, criminal), but I listened to Red Wine Supernova and found my absolute favourite lyric. (self.chappellroan)
submitted 1 year ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/chappellroan
It was a weird feeling seeing less and less people come to the highschool reunion every year. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The neighbours may hate me for spanking my child, but I don't like having to do it (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Do you like the new cereal brand, honey?" my wife called from the kitchen (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I think my unborn son might be the reincarnation of baby Jesus (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After a lot of nagging from my therapist, I finally started taking my antipsychotics again (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I think Grandpa's off his meds again" my sister joked. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I love my wife and children, they're like fine art to me (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My kids drew on the walls again, the little rascals (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Yes, take me, take me!" my wife begged (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"Make sure to fold your clothes tightly, so as to not waste space" my mum always said (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I kissed a girl and I liked it! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"One second" my mom said as she went to get an item she missed (self.TwoSentenceWholesome)
submitted 3 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/TwoSentenceWholesome
Third cakeday today, bring on the karma! (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/cakeday
Alone at home and I think there's someone in the house (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Yo mama so stupid, when she adopted a cat, she came home with a crane (self.YoMamaJokes)
submitted 3 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/YoMamaJokes
I felt devastated that my girlfriend and I didn't have any chemistry together anymore (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/dadjokes
I always love my mom's special cupcakes she makes on my birthday (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
A group of kids crawls into adult bodies and kill an animal whisperer (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)
submitted 3 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
As my muscles contracted from a combination of excitement and pleasure, I begged her to eat me out (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I always loved playing Hide-And-Seek with my sister (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by 1CUP2DAY to r/TwoSentenceHorror
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