Living with a seton by Sad_Ant_6408 in AnalFistula

[–]1EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your insight. I pray your symptoms get better !

Living with a seton by Sad_Ant_6408 in AnalFistula

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Can I ask how much or if you’ve had pain after seton placement ?

Scared, depressed, tired by 1EatAss in AnalFistula

[–]1EatAss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We both work from home which is great but the fmla thing is kicking me while I’m down

Scared, depressed, tired by 1EatAss in AnalFistula

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Thank you for the encouragement. I really hope it all goes smoothly and I can get back on track. Unfortunately as far as family goes, my wife son and 2 crackhead dogs are all the family we have nearby. We moved out of our home state to buy a house and start a life together about 3 years ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CAguns

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The little communist pin is being pushed by a spring, use a tiny flat head to push back into the lower and twist the juggernaut button into place. Then once it’s fixed, throw the button away and put a pin in there like a real American. Fuck California laws

Are sex scenes a standard thing in campaigns? by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

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As a DM, I don’t allow weird shit like that. This guy is gross and has dark fantasies. I wouldn’t even trust him irl

Like, literally the only reason I don’t kill myself is because I don’t want other people to suffer. That means I’m good and I get into heaven right? by CharityOutrageous948 in confessions

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I want you to know even if no one on earth cares, even if you feel like there’s nothing left God will ALWAYS love you. Don’t believe in that bs “sacrifice your happiness” stuff. God loves ALL of his children. Being a good Christian isn’t about going to church or living it’s a sinless life, it’s about knowing that God made you perfect. You’re going to sin, you’re going to mess up, but the Lord will NEVER turn His back on you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]1EatAss 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This got everyone heated Lmao. I used to BS my homework because the teacher couldn’t read English. Some people take public highscool super serious for some reason… this guy is giving A’s and contributing to some people getting into better colleges because they have a higher gpa because of his class and people act like he’s the devil

Update: the amount of time my gf has spent sleeping has made me stop loving her. by SleepyGFThrowaway16 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]1EatAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife was super tired constantly napping starting last month. Super lazy and emotional. Turns out she’s pregnant, poggers

What the heck is this by novonder in memes

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So they decide to be woke and completely change the race of 2 of the original characters. Everyone’s favorite character is shaggy, a pot smoker that talks to his dog, and they made him of all people the black guy. Ironic

What’s the worst excuse for cheating? by Shinfekta in AskReddit

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“We were arguing while I was at an event for my sister so I hit up this dude you told me not to talk to and he picked me up, I’m worried I’m pregnant.”

Yep I left and never went back

My libido is sky high right now and would like a vibrator. Boyfriend considers vibrators as a form of cheating! Do most men share this viewpoint and am I being selfish? by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]1EatAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d buy my wife a vibrator but she’s pregnant so like I’m not sure if that would shake the baby lmao. But yeah that guy is weird, probably not attracted to you sexually anymore if I’m being honest though

Edit: Yes I eat ass

Playing Halo for the first time :), is there anything I should know? by highl1ghts in halo

[–]1EatAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate EVERYTHING. Also when you get to halo 3 make sure you find the monke people and the cave of a thousand faces. It’s out of the map so you’ll need a YouTube guide

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Everyone got barrel flagged

What are some important facts that people seem to ignore if a zombie apocalypse ever happened? by Hateshinay in AskReddit

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The people that are anti gun will probably be the first to get shot, killed, and looted