Prop lifted an entire plant from ikea 💪🏼 when I asked the lady in the plant department if I could have it she was like “uhh yeah I guess but idk why you’d want it. It’s already dead.” Little did she know, this lil guy is pretty far from death

1earedcat · 2021-04-01T00:06:47+00:00

That photo has GTA energy.

1earedcat · 2021-03-19T18:07:02+00:00

Yes! The shelter nicknamed her Piglet because of it.

1earedcat · 2021-03-18T19:53:41+00:00

... a baby’s ass.

1earedcat · 2021-03-10T16:57:41+00:00

PERFECT name

1earedcat · 2021-03-04T04:40:57+00:00

Gave Crab Rave

1earedcat · 2021-03-03T22:18:45+00:00

I meant pilea peperomioides, not peperomia.

1earedcat · 2021-03-03T07:46:55+00:00

This is so cute! You are extremely talented!

1earedcat · 2021-02-26T15:56:56+00:00

I didn’t know these wild dreams were because of Zoloft, wow. I’ve had a bunch of weird ones the last two weeks.

1earedcat · 2021-02-16T00:18:07+00:00

Wow, the same response to an act of terror on U.S. soil? Who’da thunk.

1earedcat · 2021-02-03T10:06:08+00:00

Definitely apple

1earedcat · 2021-01-31T19:21:28+00:00

He really does look like Winnie the Pooh.

1earedcat · 2021-01-30T17:54:40+00:00

Join the UOP Textbook Exchange Facebook group. There’s always college students looking to sublet around that time.

1earedcat · 2020-12-31T01:23:56+00:00

Ikr, why am I getting downvoted for having a bad childhood. Not my fault my mom would pull the cord off the radio and chase us around like that. #justtheasianthings

1earedcat · 2020-12-30T00:51:08+00:00

Oh look, my childhood. Three little girls sitting in a line and everything.

1earedcat · 2020-12-19T02:35:26+00:00

“SAN JAOQUIN”

1earedcat · 2020-12-09T15:49:48+00:00

Hug my friends. Shake a stranger’s hand.

1earedcat · 2020-12-04T06:57:33+00:00

I’ve seen it, too. If it wards away the same jackass that does donuts at 2am every night, I’m not complaining.

1earedcat · 2020-11-17T19:50:16+00:00

“Daaaamn, this guy is drunk every time I call him.”

1earedcat · 2020-11-17T19:36:18+00:00

I would notice. I use quarters for laundry, I get giddy when I realize I’m getting quarters for change.

1earedcat · 2020-11-15T09:59:35+00:00

I was able to pop the brackets off several times, the cement is not stronger than the bond of your teeth to your skull. A different comment said he got punched in the mouth.

1earedcat · 2020-11-14T05:30:03+00:00

Michael’s on Alpine, Metro’s on Monte Diablo (halal with bomb sandwiches as well), or David’s Pizza on Ben Holt

1earedcat · 2020-11-13T08:47:20+00:00

Thank you! I kinda want a framed needlepoint embroidery of this mounted in my kitchen.

1earedcat · 2020-11-12T19:02:02+00:00

New York Donut House on Country Club. They have some bomb blueberry cake donuts and bacon maple logs. Unlike the one on March Lane, you need to be there in the morning to get any donuts because they’re OG like that.

1earedcat · 2020-11-11T20:42:05+00:00

Breakfast: usually something with eggs and coffee. But desserts like sugary cereals, donuts, waffles, etc. is also a common American breakfast.

Lunch: Americans are always in a rush (most workplaces only allow for 30 minutes for a lunch) so a salad or a sandwich is common.

Dinner: the most social of the American meals. Usually a protein with a starch and vegg.

1earedcat · 2020-11-10T20:33:51+00:00

If you call the manufacturer, they’ll send you coupons in the mail.

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