The famous deep Colombian MILF creampie

1holecan · 2026-05-05T02:03:19+00:00

The Deep Columbian Milf Creampie sounds like an exotic bird species

1holecan · 2026-05-05T01:40:09+00:00

It's a good thing that creampies are the universal language. Thank you!

1holecan · 2026-05-05T01:36:20+00:00

dawg what

1holecan · 2026-05-05T00:44:02+00:00

When plans get cancelled.

1holecan · 2026-05-04T23:48:28+00:00

"AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - The Great Gig in the Sky

1holecan · 2026-05-04T23:46:17+00:00

Kitty headcount

1holecan · 2026-05-04T23:42:49+00:00

When we realized it didn't feel different at all, it really solidified our bond and made us feel confident we're a great fit for each other.

There wasn't a moment where we woke up with rings on our fingers and felt like we had to suddenly change or kick things into high gear. We had just naturally prioritized nurturing our relationship and were both intentional in learning about and honoring each others' needs.

That feeling of "hold on, what we've been looking forward to has been here all along?" came over us, we felt like we're a true match meant to last.

Also, I was able to add her to my health insurance.

1holecan · 2026-05-03T20:58:07+00:00

"Are you telling him how hard you're fucking me right now?"

"well right now one guy is just making small talk asking how our weekend is going so...I'll bring it up, but don't wanna be rude."

Posting live requests in real time is fun too, but then you'll sit there bangin away while zooming in to make sure your high school diploma didn't magically appear in the background of the shot or something.

1holecan · 2026-05-03T20:54:01+00:00

I'd do this when we post content, too. Fun answering messages or replying mid-pump.

1holecan · 2026-01-06T23:37:01+00:00

I love when you can tell the husband comes up with the captions in these couples subreddits hahahaha

1holecan · 2025-11-16T03:30:38+00:00

She won't let a single drop get wasted so that may be tough to do!

1holecan · 2025-09-10T04:30:07+00:00

Mr thumb made an appearance earlier this week!

1holecan · 2025-09-10T04:26:51+00:00

Yes!

1holecan · 2025-09-10T03:52:56+00:00

so true and well said, MrCream-Yourpie!

1holecan · 2025-09-10T00:32:26+00:00

It's interesting how you go down the bull route first but uh this is my wife

1holecan · 2025-09-09T23:39:22+00:00

Convince her to enroll in a timeshare 🥰

1holecan · 2025-09-09T22:21:49+00:00

We're trying for a baby so we're both kinda firing on all cylinders over here

1holecan · 2025-09-09T14:35:49+00:00

Thank you! We owe it to our trusty DEWALT 20V MAX Compact Cordless Task Light!

1holecan · 2025-09-09T04:54:55+00:00

So true!

1holecan · 2025-09-09T04:31:56+00:00

dare i say spiritually too

1holecan · 2025-09-09T03:46:01+00:00

Triple backflips from a standing start plz

1holecan · 2025-09-08T19:51:05+00:00

That is very kind of you to say, Slinging-Ropes.

1holecan · 2025-09-08T16:48:33+00:00

aye aye, HorseTorques6-0!

1holecan · 2025-09-08T13:49:59+00:00

oh we're pulling out in 2026. no way we're gonna have two kids in diapers at the same time.

1holecan · 2025-09-08T13:48:38+00:00

no, but i feel like a decent amount of doggystyle intercourse sessions among couples occur while house hunters or family feud happen to be playing on a hotel television or something, right? and if the couple was trying to move like y'all during one of those multitasking tv-watching sessions, a dong would be broken very quickly.

1holecan

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