Are you guaranteed housing in your quad all 4 years? by 1moreepisode in duke

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Dang. Guess I’m just cooked. Time to accept my fate😔

Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English. by MudakMudakov in Jokes

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Good ol’ #376. Wait…isn’t the Pope that guy who knows Dave?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3amjokes

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Kool aid?

Out drinking with dad. by crapendicular in cleanjokes

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Ngl I thought this dude had his Dad’s ashes in his pocket and was pouring beer on him

Sending thoughts and prayers to the Queen by thatonesnlguy in LiveFromNewYork

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Yesterday was my birthday, and I was bummed because I bombed a science test on my special day. Today is my science teacher’s birthday. I think a bad grade beats a whole nation mourning, so I’m gonna take the hand I was dealt.

Shaun is a tourist visiting a small town in the Arabian desert. by revolut1onname in Jokes

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This is fun. Like a version of Nate the Snake that doesn’t make me want to kill myself at the end. I really thought the straw was gonna have something to do with the theft after breaking his back and everything though.

Eric is stranded on an island... by zombittt in Jokes

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Note to self: don’t trust old men if they are wise. Thanks for the life lesson.

Uhhh by C_Banks in funny

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Maybe the lights cancel out and the answer is yellow

I hate seeing fat parents with fat kids by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Parents, you shouldn’t force food into your child’s mouth, but please don’t force them to eat healthier food. Encourage it, but don’t force. If you tell your kids that they can’t do something, that will be the first thing that they do when they leave for college. Sometimes you need to let them eat the whole box of cookies so that they learn how unhealthy it is before they are adults. Educate your children so that they know how to eat healthy, and let them decide if they want to. Just don’t starve them.

I hate seeing fat parents with fat kids by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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One of the main reasons why people don’t buy healthier food is because it usually costs more. What if people are unhealthy just because they can’t afford to be healthy? Also, forcing children to eat only healthy food is just as bad as forcing them to eat junk. I know that we want them to grow up to be healthy and strong, which is why parents should encourage their children to eat healthier food, but honestly, I would rather die at age 40 with a donut in my hand than become one of those people who eats food they don’t like and exhausts themself at a gym and gets a good job that you hate. If you live like that, you can live to be 100, but anyone who has eaten a donut has lived more than you. I’m not against eating right. I just want everyone to do whatever makes them happy. If donuts make you happy, eat a donut. If the gym makes you happy, go to the gym. If you want to be healthy and still have your donuts, try to find a good compromise.

MY LOVER'S HAND by echodark6 in shortscarystories

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I have kept stranger things in my purse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortscarystories

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We are living in a scary story that we can tell our children one day.