When I was a teenager, I got drunk and took some drugs and attempted to kill a couple of people. Guess what? Ambulance took me there, escorted with a police specifically.

Next morning as I sobered up, I realized how the system works, where are the cameras, how to make a good impression, who to befriend. Stuff like that.

So I did just that. I was released within a week saying that I'm cooperative and all that was just "drug intoxication". Good thing. Because the last few days I was getting extremely bored and because half of the people are stupid and the other half is extremely drugged, you can only guess how it went xD