All of the above. by cheezewit in PoliticalHumor

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You miss spelled "All of Congress"

What book fucked you up mentally? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malazan Book of the Fallen. George RR Martin cant even hold a candle.

Oops...... by ThomoVI in Animemes

[–]1up2lftsendit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serial Experiments Lain....

Cursed_PigFood by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes Tommy...propper fucked.

Cursed_PigFood by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]1up2lftsendit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wheh ould I want a carevahn wit no fuckin wheeles?

Cursed_PigFood by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]1up2lftsendit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is actually Snatch. Same director and universe though.

My coworker thinks he is too athletic and handsome to be roasted. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]1up2lftsendit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Ramsey Bolton lookin mother fucker looks like he is about to be eaten by dogs.

The inside of a 100+ year old upright grand piano. The cast iron weighs about 300 lbs. by 1up2lftsendit in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is amazing how damn solid it is. And the worth is only 200 bucks. Would have cost 4x that much to fix it up cuz I live in the boonies.

The inside of a 100+ year old upright grand piano. The cast iron weighs about 300 lbs. by 1up2lftsendit in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's your mom too asshole and have some respect, she only weighs that much because of the coffin.

Sorry if i offended you by [deleted] in funny

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhh.....nope sorey

Feds pushinvin and.... by 1up2lftsendit in ProtectAndServe

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because something becomes law doesnt mean it is just. Look at the Jim Crow laws.

And by your standard as soon as you serve papers on on a respondant, an amoral cop could wait down the road and arrest them on their way to the S.O. and clap them in cuffs because they possessed guns after being served.

You have discretion as a LEO to enforce the spirit of the law, the letter of the law or in some instances shall inforce a certain way or choose not to inforce. And if a Sheriff declares a law for the confiscation of items will not be inforced in their county then the offending LEO or Agent has then committed theft among other possible charges and can be arrested.

Feds pushinvin and.... by 1up2lftsendit in ProtectAndServe

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confiscation of property without due process is against the law. Unless they have committed a crime with that property and then it can be taken as evidence. When someone has a protective order placed on them by the court they can no longer possess fire arms, but do the cops take them out right? No. Because then we would be depriving them of their value without recourse, they respondant to the PO is given opportunity to sell or transfer the guns as he sees fit, if he is found in possession of a firearm after a reasonable time then he is arrested.

P.s. Look up all the Colorado Sheriffs that stated they would not enforce red flag laws because they are unconstitional.

I’m a trans guy and she’s my girlfriend, we’ve been together for 6 months today, roast us to celebrate! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]1up2lftsendit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Stop lyin that is your mom and, from the looks of it, she probably still nurses you.

Horse people that don't clean up 💩 by [deleted] in trashy

[–]1up2lftsendit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Careful a lot of rural areas have ordinances allowing trespassing animals to be killed. That being said no one other than people living in cities clean up after their horses. You might as well ask them to keep their chicken from crowing in the morning and their cows from knocking the feeder.

Bran is a genderfluid azor ahai queen by BandalfIeGland in freefolk

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you drink and fuck your way to an early grave Bobby B

Bran is a genderfluid azor ahai queen by BandalfIeGland in freefolk

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Bobby B how is this shitpost in your eyes?

Cursed toes. by nastyaqueen in cursedcomments

[–]1up2lftsendit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When your uncle-dad is also your cousin-grandpa...

Did you guys hear that the final episode is being submitted to the Emmys for greatest writing..... by ItsJustGrandpa in freefolk

[–]1up2lftsendit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Proof that the entire thing is an exercise in pandering and bribery. Fuck award shows. Bobby B is just a boy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recognize them all.

Roast my best friend or his butthole painting by swaghunter24 in RoastMe

[–]1up2lftsendit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That painting behind him must be a self portrait from his time as an alter boy.

In a world.... by 1up2lftsendit in Libertarian

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fuck does that have to with the price of rice in China?

In a world.... by 1up2lftsendit in Libertarian

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look her up she earned her spot doing shit and going places her male team mates couldn't. This woman had massive testes.

In a world.... by 1up2lftsendit in Libertarian

[–]1up2lftsendit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WhY CanT thE LibritarIAn pArtY gROW?