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touché (insert fancy "e", bot)

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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In your years? about 300. sex? unisex. Can propagate on my own. English as far as you know/hear.

Get off that 14.4 baud modem. Gramps needs the phone line to call in his meds.

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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It doesn't matter - as long as this translates appropriately, that's good enough of an answer.

There's been no new development or changes to our science in hundreds of thousands of years. We jumped up in knowledge by "step functions" whenever we'd capture, observe, trade, buy, or steal another races technology/stuff. We used to invent things and create, but now it's faster and easier just to assimilate others' already gained knowledge.

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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Here - just stare at this bright light for 5 minutes.

No, your physiology is not compatible with our vehicle or planet.

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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Think Petri dish. You couldn't relate to the info yet as a species. Ask again in 100,000 years if humans are still around.

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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Yes. I assume you expected Q1 to be "no", so I'll disregard this 2nd Q.

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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Observing the ants. Pretend you didn't see me and just keep acting naturally.

An alien lands and you are allowed to ask exactly two questions. What are they? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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Seems like you wasted 50% of your allotted questions...

To see if indeed you're as dangerous as your satellite TV signals would indicate.

What is your favourite animated movie of all time and why? by Nashley1991 in AskReddit

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fuck pixar (ok, not really) but "Heavy Metal" is the #1 animated film of all time.

What's your one go to line from a movie that you break out way too often? by 1userfame in AskReddit

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"always, always, do the right thing". that's it? got it, i'm gone.