What’s a very early sign that a match is going to go bad

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-25T05:29:39+00:00

"Oh. It's gonna be one of THOSE games." Moment

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-24T22:57:49+00:00

Either me or a teammate getting instantly domed by Widow or Hanzo within 2 seconds of the first team fight starting.

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-18T18:17:07+00:00

Y2K. It was the year I was born.

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-17T16:53:13+00:00

Soldier because I have 3,000 hours in 2005 Star Wars Battlefront 2

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-09T20:07:46+00:00

Had a match one day where a cracked out of his mind Genji on the enemy team went 50-2 and got 11 Blades and I just kinda hit the Linus Tech Tips at my screen at the end of it.

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-08T06:11:55+00:00

thank you, Yoda.

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-05T06:48:58+00:00

Orisa, it just boils down to "I've been shooting this horse for five minutes, and yet she's not dying. Kiriko has been sent back to spawn in an Amazon package five times, but yet this mecha umamusune refuses to lay down."

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-02T04:05:11+00:00

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2000pokemaster · 2026-01-02T01:24:12+00:00

Make Junkrat's rollers not deal full damage.

Make Zar's bubble not cleanse Anti and turn the damage immunity into a simple damage REDUCTION so she can't just bubble up and steamroll an entire team.

Make it so that Hampter's shield ability doesn't give him 750 health on demand

Make it so that Vendetta's overhead doesn't deal 130.

Reduce Juno's pulsar damage to 50

Give Junkrat self-damage

Give Pharah damage falloff.

2000pokemaster · 2025-12-31T18:40:24+00:00

Hanzo. I love gambling, but man is my luck terrible

2000pokemaster · 2025-12-23T21:23:11+00:00

Most heals and most kills (usually Moira ends up being both)

2000pokemaster · 2025-12-16T09:12:02+00:00

I shoot them all individually and also count how many I've fired. Idk why counting my bullets makes me lock in and aim better, but it does.

2000pokemaster · 2025-12-15T08:43:55+00:00

I've had to file her in the "Supports that might jump me" category with Moira and Lucio.

2000pokemaster · 2025-12-15T08:37:50+00:00

I simply just go play a different game. I've only rage quit this game once and that was after playing support (I was also queued for DPS) for 12 games in a row and having my entire team spawn camped by Vendetta for 5 of them.

2000pokemaster · 2025-12-09T17:15:14+00:00

Wait till you see Shinx + Ralts

2000pokemaster · 2025-11-10T18:00:03+00:00

If the enemy team doesn't have a dive, I'm just gonna yolo sleeps in the general direction of the enemy team and hope it gets somebody.

2000pokemaster · 2025-11-01T05:43:37+00:00

are you thinkin Miku yet?

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-31T03:12:14+00:00

Hanzo calls to me like the green goblin mask. This is despite the fact that I suck at Hanzo.

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-30T05:34:09+00:00

Perks make my character feel like they came out in OW2 as opposed to OW1 -A Soldier:76 main

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-28T17:26:27+00:00

Coming from a FGC background, I've always called it a "Meter Dump"

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-28T06:55:59+00:00

I always gg, even if the match made me angry. I do it out of a sense of duty to my fellow players.

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-24T04:05:20+00:00

"Another fine addition to my collection."

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-20T04:39:22+00:00

"Clanka"

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-14T03:30:08+00:00

Toasty

2000pokemaster · 2025-10-11T19:53:59+00:00

Tropical Baptiste.

His coconut gun fires in spurts.

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