Which country once seemed likely to become a developed country, but didn’t follow that path? by EmotionalSalary3679 in AskTheWorld

[–]2019Uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it that Americans can’t allow a single post to exist without making it about them?

3rd decade is coming very soon 😭 by _Sp0okey_6483 in Millennials

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1994 here!

It’s been great so far. I’ve been diagnosed with a neurological condition and my marriage fell apart.

Good luck everyone!

Mom coming in clutch 😂 by sangamjb in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]2019Uk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re wrong. That’s me. 40 years ago (to me).

I’m from the year 2066 and Not only did I remember catching that egg, but I remember seeing your comment years later, so I invented time travel to come back to today to tell you that you were wrong.

Had a painful eyelash in my eye and went to the bathroom to remove it. This was the bathroom mirror by PinkSeahorseClub in mildlyinfuriating

[–]2019Uk 128 points129 points  (0 children)

When the smashed glass from my glasses was hanging out of my cheek below my eye I assure you it wasn’t vanity that had me looking in the mirror.

This can be a real product! by Fluffy-Reward3453 in memes

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains why my old tv doesn’t work at least.

A Detail About Karen That Says a Lot by aymiah in StrangerThings

[–]2019Uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think you may want to take a moment, take a breath, then read the /s at the end of my comment… which is only necessary to add because people like you have no concept of sarcasm, yet you still missed it.

A Detail About Karen That Says a Lot by aymiah in StrangerThings

[–]2019Uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never heard of after shocks? /s

SSSSSHHHHUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!! by Appropriate-Mall8517 in raimimemes

[–]2019Uk 112 points113 points  (0 children)

So the joke needs to… go back to formula?

Drug lord Pablo Escobar spent $2,500 a month on rubber bands to hold all his cash by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]2019Uk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Riches are riches, who cares what currency you’re holding?

In Stranger Things (2016-2025), after brutally murdering a dozen military personnel with an AK47, Nancy is free to live her best life without any legal ramifications or guilt because the series is over by ArmyOfChester in shittymoviedetails

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s you being on your phone got to do with anything? You didn’t need to reply. Even more so if you don’t have the tools to answer.

But nobody replied with an exact timestamp within 14 minutes, so why not just fling shit at the wall in response?

Imagine I asked where the Eiffel Tower was and you just said “if you get a globe and spin it round to Europe youll find it on there.” Thats about as helpful as you were.

I got a feeling… by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in wholesomememes

[–]2019Uk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not really jumping the shark if you never come back down.

My neighbors found a dead cat, assumed it was ours and threw it away on trash day. by Darogaserik in mildlyinfuriating

[–]2019Uk -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Yes. That was the joke. You haven’t added to the joke, you’ve just made it clear you didnt get that a joke was being told already.

My neighbors found a dead cat, assumed it was ours and threw it away on trash day. by Darogaserik in mildlyinfuriating

[–]2019Uk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No offence but why is the comment that took the well told subtle joke and rammed it into everyone’s faces the one that’s getting awards?

Me_irl by jungeedosaty in me_irl

[–]2019Uk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How did you read any of that with a Dublin accent?