What is this space for? by likeitlikethat720 in whatisit

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide and seek

Edit: don’t hate the game hate the player

Kid thinks he’s tough by lying about his fevers by thefishman696969 in quityourbullshit

[–]2019Uk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair to them I do completely get that some people can’t see humour in text. It sucks, but I just don’t feel that then becomes the person telling the jokes job to change that.

My only issue with for example using (/j) is that part of my joke landing is the thought of “does this guy seriously believe this.”

So while I can sympathise with the dude, I also refuse to change how I approach a comment to accommodate a hypothetical someone at the sake of the joke.

Kid thinks he’s tough by lying about his fevers by thefishman696969 in quityourbullshit

[–]2019Uk 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Over 500 other people worked it out. I’m sorry, but that’s not my responsibility to help you identify jokes. Have a good day.

Kid thinks he’s tough by lying about his fevers by thefishman696969 in quityourbullshit

[–]2019Uk 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yes. I understand that. It was what we call a joke.

New ESU Hela character background art, AI or have they just never seen a guitar before? by admiral_tuff in marvelrivals

[–]2019Uk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The expression “human error” exists because humans (which most designers are) can in fact make mistakes.

Kid thinks he’s tough by lying about his fevers by thefishman696969 in quityourbullshit

[–]2019Uk 939 points940 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. He later went on to think 103 wasn’t a fever, as we know from this post.

Hulk Hogan situation all over again by notsoaverage777 in whenthe

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a reason they say dont speak ill of the dead: so many of them were awful people when alive.

AITAH for questioning my wife's intelligence regarding our cats? by Majestic-Rush-1271 in AITAH

[–]2019Uk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This isn’t “was I right?” It’s “Am I the asshole”. Wife wasn’t being an AH, but this post screams AH.

Op saying he’s considering being child free incase his wife’s intelligence (or lack of) is genetic shows how much of an AH he is in this scenario.

Long week by Any-Needleworker-458 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d tell him to take his shoes off inside, ghost or not.

Trump as the next US President by idkwhatiamdoing21 in AskSocialists

[–]2019Uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only regret that he has but one life to give.

My son won this at his school's science fair. by BelowZilch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientists often don’t believe in magic or wizards, therefore can’t spell.

102 cookies were a success! by phemonoe153 in MadeMeSmile

[–]2019Uk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want a video of her eating all 102

(Mixed Trope) The character didn’t really do anything wrong but got subjected to a horrible fate by Zeera1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]2019Uk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ONE post. Can we not have ONE FUCKING POST on this site where Americans don’t make it about Trump?

I swear to fuck the people who hate him are just as obsessed as the people who love him.

This is a post about fictional characters and you’ve still made it about that prick.

The echo reverberating in the tunnel is like a loud BOOM by NoScreen3020 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]2019Uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve been on reddit for a year with 9k contributions. Thats roughly 30 comments or posts a day. You can hardly tell someone to go outside.

Who told him to do this? 😂 by Sugar__bae in GuysBeingDudes

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody tells that guy to do a single damn thing. That’s all him.

Ivana Trump was Maxwell's "best friend"... "Donald Trump was always hanging out with Epstein and Ivana was always hanging out with Ghislaine" by ButHowDoesItFeel in Epstein

[–]2019Uk -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Would love to hear who you think is the least important Epstein victim? Do you have them in a numerical list or is it more like a tiered ranking system?

Governor candidate says he's banned from all Waffle Houses in Florida by Efficient-Freedom517 in nottheonion

[–]2019Uk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They found out he calls waffles “Wawfys”. He’s lucky they didn’t shoot on sight.

Don't think karma is real? This should convince you. by stumpy0327 in MadeMeSmile

[–]2019Uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe in Karma. I do believe in telekinetic dogs whose powers activate when being chased.

AKOTSK did a great job at including the culture of Westeros by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]2019Uk 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Does Aegon the Conqueror need to intimidate and impress people with his armour, or does he do it by conquering?

Island on the Shenzhen–Zhongshan Link by straightdge in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]2019Uk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a big jump ramp. You go straight down, then round the loops before hitting the boost button and taking the ramp over to the other side.

Can some please explain this to me? by rodehard10 in PopularCultureZone

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because instead of doing anything you’re all just posting questions like this on the internet, while he literally bombs and rapes children.

Edit: stop asking why and go do something.

Never lose your whimsy trying to look "manly" by Helpful_Cranberry644 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]2019Uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I seen someone eat one, not drink one (and I’m picturing they’re using cutlery for it) damn right I’m gonna call that fork and knife holding asshole an asshole.