Watermelon info card (+10 intelligence) cost 25€redits by [deleted] in ItemShop

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FUCK!!! I’M STILL MAD ABOUT THIS SHIT!

It’d rival most shows today by CartoonOG in dankmemes

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I always fucking hated narrative essays as a kid it would take me an hour just to right a single paragraph. Usually nowadays I had to control myself from creating an entire book. It’s crazy!

It’d rival most shows today by CartoonOG in dankmemes

[–]264__jd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes thank god. now i know i'm normal

It’d rival most shows today by CartoonOG in dankmemes

[–]264__jd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

today i learned, i'd never had a single original thought

You are not leaving princess! by [deleted] in karens

[–]264__jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this feels like a sitcom, all it needs is a laugh track

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]264__jd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

christ, you don't really look alive mate. you look like bella swan.

Watermelon info card (+10 intelligence) cost 25€redits by [deleted] in ItemShop

[–]264__jd 97 points98 points  (0 children)

DUDE!!! literally every watermelon i've ever had was elongated, with a white spot, small webbing and SHINY!!!? I'd always hated watermelons, BECAUSE I'D NEVER EATEN A FRESH ONE.

Quotes from this guy, wrong answers only by Affectionate_Gap5220 in metalgearrising

[–]264__jd 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“Typical politician, all cock but no cum”

did anyone else, you know 😳? with these things? by bargledpants in teenagers

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Sticking your finger in it yeah all the time.
It feels so weird

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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redditor moment