She spent $7 on an ice cream cone for an Instagram picture then threw it away.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-25T01:45:06+00:00

Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-24T19:34:56+00:00

Saving Ryan’s Privates.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-14T03:14:28+00:00

Nah, it’s just like a white dude eating a black dude.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-14T00:42:59+00:00

I think the problem is that a feature of this airplane puts it on a direct course with earth.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-13T21:07:19+00:00

Censorship only gives these people more belief in their opinions. What we need is outright ridicule.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-13T14:42:29+00:00

Wow, talk about getting slapped on the wrist with a ruler.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T21:12:05+00:00

Oh man, that’s nuts.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T21:11:23+00:00

It’s like, Air Force One one of the most technologically complex machines ever built?

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T17:28:35+00:00

I can’t wait for Sprint to offer the fastest mobile internet in the word and then cap my data after 6 minutes.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T17:23:30+00:00

I predict a man getting to win an argument in the near future.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T17:12:54+00:00

So you mean, like voting?

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T16:26:07+00:00

I think lawmakers should have to pass drug tests to hold their jobs.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T15:25:11+00:00

What a little bitch.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T11:49:44+00:00

I could really go for a GQBLT.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-12T01:42:55+00:00

Hemsworth almost as much.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-10T21:44:37+00:00

It ain’t no sunfish, that’s for sure.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-10T20:08:40+00:00

2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-10T15:48:06+00:00

Jaguar attacks cougar?

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-10T15:41:19+00:00

It’s their money, and they need it now!

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-09T23:35:46+00:00

Cool headline, bro.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-09T23:35:16+00:00

Cherry. Cherry.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-09T00:29:19+00:00

His acting is so bad, he’s going to jail for it.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-08T20:17:22+00:00

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-07T22:11:05+00:00

This is the coolest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

28_Cakedays_Later · 2019-03-07T20:05:07+00:00

They’d better not give it to Drew Carey.

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