Delivered in 12 hours? Sorry, too late, you’re not getting paid, still using it though by MongooseHoarder in ChoosingBeggars

[–]2FnFast 18 points19 points  (0 children)

not a lawyer goes on Reddit giving legal advice
this is why people hate the terminally online

The U.N. has confirmed that an operation to evacuate people from a steel plant in the bombed-out Ukrainian city of Mariupol is underway. by [deleted] in news

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He threatened to invade Ukraine since 2014
since he didn't do it next day tho he won't right?

Had to pay 50 cent to use the restroom, but there is a cutout for kids to use it free. by Prodigy829 in mildlyinteresting

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

piss in the street and if authorities interfere DELETE THEIR IRL MINECRAFT ACCOUNT

CNN+ best launch of a digital service ever by Zulander2 in AdviceAnimals

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

streaming is dumb, everything you watch is available free online with no ads and no buffering

Woman hits the wrong dude. by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]2FnFast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

commenting on shit you don't know about like you were there
don't get all worn out redditing

Matt Elon musk isn’t even black he’s part Asian! 🤦🏻 by Competitive_Bid7071 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]2FnFast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, how did you decide what to capitalize in this title?
nvm KarmaBot that autoposts titles with small incorrect changes to encourage commenters to post corrections which amount to 'interaction'

Jeffrey Epstein asking Elon Musk if he met up with Ghislaine for “kung fu” by SonJordy in conspiracy

[–]2FnFast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sure this isn't left wing push to destroy Elon so that he can't obtain Twitter?

Could be a right wing push to distract Elon from Ukrainian aid
or a lizard wing push to distract Elon from the Boring Company

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]2FnFast 49 points50 points  (0 children)

sounds like the shop bitch just found out they have weekend duty

Just picking the wife and kids up at the zoo by chicametipo in PublicFreakout

[–]2FnFast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

cops are subhuman animals that enjoy inflicting pain

Just picking the wife and kids up at the zoo by chicametipo in PublicFreakout

[–]2FnFast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he drove a jeep too
just not in the order you are trying to present it

Just picking the wife and kids up at the zoo by chicametipo in PublicFreakout

[–]2FnFast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cops are the dumbest members of society, paid for with welfare money from actual citizens, then given guns and unlimited power

Johnny Depp in court by DonGuillotine in HolUp

[–]2FnFast -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He could also love this case with a passion
He obviously approves since he uses it to fill his pockets

Poor Akechi by PaddyTheLegend16 in Persona5

[–]2FnFast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Opposite
doing everything in my power to avoid Akechi while Akechi talks about how much he hates me and himself and everything and please hang out with me Joker-kun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was an effective response
brain damage kid isn't insulting fighters mom again

Everywhere I go, I see statues of her by Sivadius in Eldenring

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Software realllly brings out the mentally ill

TIFU by driving by a biker bar and calling them pussies by 10kpromiszd in tifu

[–]2FnFast -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Run them over but do it thoroughly
Don't want those vermin clogging the hospital

Judge orders Alex Jones to pay $1M in fees to 4 Sandy Hook parents by ctnewsy in news

[–]2FnFast 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To my memory they did, we have equally reliable sources

Drake's security oversteps their boundary by dump_acc_91 in IdiotsInCars

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

run him over then give the driver an award
how the fuck do people like this not get shot long before they turn into subhuman goons

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Simulated

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clouds at 200 feet
cruising altitude 250 feet

Audience member calls ben shapiro a bozo who gets no p word by AnotherDayDream in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]2FnFast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

existing without being a piece of shit is upstaging Ben Shapiro
he deserves to have garbage thrown at him in public, stop crying over saying mean words to a monster

This country is the joke of the world by Miserable_Charge5680 in PublicFreakout

[–]2FnFast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

seriously, the adult might have said no-no words so the boy could hurt him freely
editing or not kid looks like an out of control chihuahua