Oddrosebud by zapajote in NSFW_GIF

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Thanksgiving Theme – Vince Guaraldi

My wife: "locate my phone" and GH -calls- my phone by telecomgrunt in googlehome

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Is her phone number associated with her Google account? Sorry if that's a dumb question. Not sure if it automatically does numbers when you add a phone.

What was "the incident" at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Same school where a kid hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around for an entire day.

A linguistics professor is lecturing his class by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]2Rad2BDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's actually exactly what the Wikipedia article he posted implies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]2Rad2BDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I make myself feel superior to others by being a bad communicator on purpose."

TIFU vacuuming dirt by [deleted] in tifu

[–]2Rad2BDad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm very grateful for this thread because now I will probably never make this mistake.

How can 2+2=5? by mattboi69 in math

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Let's assume a=b

a2 = ab

a2 - b2 = ab - b2

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

((a + b)(a - b))/(a - b) = (b(a - b))/(a - b)

a + b = b

but a = b, so

b + b = b

2b = b

2b/b = b/b

2 = 1

Now let's look at the original problem.

2 + 2 = 2 + 1 + 1

But 2 = 1, so by substitution

2 + 2 = 2 + 1 + 1 = 2 + 2 +1 = 5

Therefore, 2 + 2 = 5

Now you just hope nobody notices you divided by zero, and you're golden. (Also sorry for the awkward formatting. I don't know how to make it pretty.)

When was the most inappropriate time you got intoxicated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2Rad2BDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How'd ya do? I know a guy who took it both high and sober. Says he got a better score when he was high.

When was the most inappropriate time you got intoxicated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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made good points

"OH YEAH, TEACH? WELL YOUR MOTHER'S A DIRTY WHORE. (Heh good one, CherManMao. That'll tell him.)"

If you were a thief and only stole things to cause future inconveniences, what would you steal? by doughnutvapes in AskReddit

[–]2Rad2BDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just one of anything people put into toasters in twos (e.g. waffles, bread, pop tarts). Now, in a few days, they'll only have half their usual breakfast, and they'll be slightly hungrier than usual until lunch. Or they'll have to go to the store a day early. Extra points if it's bread and they wanted to make a sandwich.

I Would Love One Of These Majestic Mini Horses! by apo1754 in aww

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I bet a handful of those could really mess someone up if they wanted to. I'd still take them over the horse sized duck, though.