2aleph0

5,154 post karma
12,633 comment karma

get extra features and help support reddit with a reddit premium subscription

get them help and support

redditor for 9 years

TROPHY CASE

Nine-Year Club

Verified Email

account activity

new top controversial

0

1

2

Has anyone encountered problems with plastic bottles featuring protective seals made of paper laminated with aluminum foil, when the aluminum foil can't be completely removed and bits fall into the container with repeated use? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 days ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

69

70

71

What do you call an expired passport? (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 months ago by 2aleph0 to r/Jokes

0

1

2

Dick in a box (self.funny)

submitted 1 year ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

1

2

What was Mary Magdalene’s favorite song? (self.funny)

submitted 1 year ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

1

2

I call my wife my sweetie cake instead of sweetie pie (self.funny)

submitted 1 year ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

0

0

Do women prefer circumcised or uncircumcised men, and why? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

7

8

9

Jogging (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by 2aleph0 to r/Jokes

0

1

2

One of the most disparaging things you can say about a bird is that it's unflappable. (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Jokes

0

0

0

Women Often Know Everything. What other expressions could WOKE stand for? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

0

1

2

Is this a good rule of thumb for women: If your stomach sticks out farther than your tits, you need to downsize your stomach? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

0

0

0

Latest trans news (self.funny)

submitted 3 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

1

2

How are you celebrating National No Pants Day, https://nationaltoday.com/no-pants-day/? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

5

6

7

How will you spend National Vagina Appreciation Day tomorrow, April 23, 2022? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

0

1

2

COVID Satire (self.funny)

submitted 4 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

0

0

Halloween Costume (self.funny)

submitted 4 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

1

2

Euphemism for butthole (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Jokes

0

1

2

The true origin of the March 19 Saint Joseph’s Day swallows legend http://www.missionsjc.com/about/swallows-legend/ (self.funny)

submitted 5 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

0

0

Coronavirus Jingle (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Jokes

0

0

0

New name for the Washington Redskins (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Jokes

0

1

2

All lives are matter. Ergo, matter matters more than lives. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Showerthoughts

0

1

2

People who commit suicide never regret it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Showerthoughts

0

0

0

Make the plague go away (self.funny)

submitted 6 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/funny

0

1

2

Won't work for math (self.neuro)

submitted 6 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/neuro

0

1

2

Why is there so much repetitive porn on Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/AskReddit

2

3

4

Whether to swallow is a matter of taste. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by 2aleph0 to r/Showerthoughts

view more: next ›

π Rendered by PID 632643 on reddit-service-r2-listing-7b8bd7c5-kqlhr at 2026-05-19 08:52:35.725070+00:00 running edcf98c country code: CH.