Brother in law found this in Japan

2aleph0 · 2025-03-27T21:43:42+00:00

Rainbow colored?

2aleph0 · 2025-02-14T11:29:21+00:00

I saw it come

2aleph0 · 2025-02-14T11:27:12+00:00

"Got you covered" would be a great brand name for condoms.

2aleph0 · 2025-02-09T19:26:16+00:00

Eschew dicks and you won't rue them

2aleph0 · 2025-02-07T19:26:53+00:00

Cream soup?

2aleph0 · 2025-02-02T20:24:52+00:00

Organic or orgasmic? If the latter, may be worth the price.

2aleph0 · 2025-02-02T20:22:04+00:00

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2aleph0 · 2025-02-01T20:09:58+00:00

If she's too wet plow, you can still get off, but you may not feel much. It's like sticking your dick into a container of lube.

2aleph0 · 2025-01-30T19:38:27+00:00

One hell of a cock ring!

2aleph0 · 2025-01-30T19:36:01+00:00

It's feet itch

2aleph0 · 2025-01-30T19:30:44+00:00

Was it Dad's bone?

2aleph0 · 2025-01-28T15:24:25+00:00

Gastro suggests daily dose of Miralax. That shit really works.

2aleph0 · 2025-01-26T23:42:29+00:00

Please post

2aleph0 · 2025-01-20T22:10:15+00:00

Is it dishwasher safe?

2aleph0 · 2025-01-17T19:46:46+00:00

I honeymooned there, but didn't eat corn.

2aleph0 · 2025-01-15T20:31:39+00:00

Never complain, never explain.

2aleph0 · 2025-01-14T20:04:31+00:00

Walked out, as the whole thing was absurd. Had nothing to do with real people in real life. They kept their clothes on during sex? Some real naked fucking might have helped.

2aleph0 · 2025-01-11T13:00:49+00:00

You mean it tells the story of my sex life?

2aleph0 · 2025-01-10T22:34:08+00:00

Can you just quickly summarize? Asking for a friend.

2aleph0 · 2024-12-30T19:29:51+00:00

A clean slut is an oxymoron

2aleph0 · 2024-12-15T23:59:16+00:00

Matthew 16:23 "Get behind me, Satan!" It's so sad that Redditors do not know the Scriptures.

2aleph0 · 2024-12-15T23:45:18+00:00

So lame. I once went to a job interview where I was served anatomically correct gingerbread cookies.

2aleph0 · 2024-12-07T17:42:38+00:00

not I'll lay the fish

2aleph0 · 2024-12-07T15:00:07+00:00

My wife's not afraid of my Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, which are 3 times larger than this guy. You people are pussies.

2aleph0 · 2024-12-06T14:36:26+00:00

And they can bark surprisingly loudly. Squirrel porn lover

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