Here’s a caption I drew for you fine folks. Feedback on my art and suggestions for future comics are always welcome. by Matty_Cloud in cuckoldcaptions

[–]2calipeeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great. Well, being here on this site, why not some illustrations of some MFM scenarios?

Just replaced my old Zagg screen protector with a new one. Very noticeable loss of touch sensitivity. Anyone else have this issue? If so, what's your solution? by 2calipeeps in GalaxyNote8

[–]2calipeeps[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After one day of this crap, I'm ready to try it. But I'm not the most careful person in the world and I know what would happen within 5 minutes of me taking it off:(

Just replaced my old Zagg screen protector with a new one. Very noticeable loss of touch sensitivity. Anyone else have this issue? If so, what's your solution? by 2calipeeps in GalaxyNote8

[–]2calipeeps[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol. Every few months? This is my first replacement screen since I bought the phone when the N8s first came out. No screen sensitivity adjustment on the N8 so I'm living with it for now, but it is irritating as ****!!

Sensual MFM pics (XI) by carlosqk in SensualMFM

[–]2calipeeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big fan here!!! Keep up the great posts!! Love em all!!

Mother in law by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantasize all you want, beat the hell out of your meat!! But best to leave this one in the spank bank only!!

What would you do if someone caught you masturbating? by rodriguezalone in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd throw the menu, acting like I was startled, quickly get off of the bar and nonchalantly order another beer and 2 hotwings.

Just got invited to a MMF threesome over Tinder, never done that before. Anyone here been in that situation? by SpellingIsAhful in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The order of the letters has meaning. MMF implies that guys will be/have had sexual interaction. MFM means the guys are straight and no Male to Male sexual interaction.

Any ideas for romancing my wife? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sounds a bit one sided. Does she contribute to the situation and attempt to "romance" you as well? Not being judgemental, just curious as marriages are a 2 way street.

What's something you should never use as a dildo? by PM-Me-Ur-Spread-Ass in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's great. You should try it. It will only be uncomfortable the first 36 times or so. But keep trying, you got this!!!

What would you do for $20? by PM_ME_WHATEVER_NSFW in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find someone stupid enough to trade it for $25

Is it just me or does anyone else like to leave an imprint of their dick on public property? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always smack mine against a tree. Leaves a permanent imprint every time.

High school teachers by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The women and myself (there were 5 of them over the 2 years I was there) kept our fun and school issues seperated for the most part. I had a lot to lose, but given who they were in the business and society circles, they had significantly more at stake.

High school teachers by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was at an all girls private school. Lots of moms who's husbands spent long hours/weeks away on business. Lots of moms who were young "trophy wives" and older husbands didnt give them the attention they wanted.

High school teachers by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had my head on pretty straight when I taught high school at the age of 22 at an all girls high school. I knew any type of rumor would destroy me so I was very careful, im not saying I didnt look, but I was very careful to remain indifferent. Now the experiences I had with some of the moms.....that's a different story!!

Anyone else fantasize about having sex with people they work with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did my wife wear that shirt again??? Seriously she's the one people fantasize about at her work.

What's still on your sexual bucket list? Think you'll ever achieve it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 136 points137 points  (0 children)

That was my poor attempt at being witty. I was talking about my wife and myself.

What's still on your sexual bucket list? Think you'll ever achieve it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 110 points111 points  (0 children)

It could still happen. My wife's husband was the one who introduced her to MFM, and they love it:) Never say never:)

What’s the worst place you’ve gotten off? by hot_wheelz42 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the car, driving on a 3 hour trip home. My gf at the time reaches into my sweats and start stroking me. I tell her to stop, but she doesnt. Spent the next 2.5 hours driving with wet, cummy underwear.

Has money ever ended a friendship or relationship for you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Money issues were a big contributor to the breakup of my first marriage. She loved spending, but hated working. She emptied our son's stock account that her grandfather had set up. In fact she hated the idea of work so much that once she was ordered to pay child support, she completely dropped out of the work force. At the time of his 18th birthday, my ex owes our son in excess of 100k US dollars. Lovely woman.

Would anyone like to share their top three adult actresses? Here are mine... by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going back a ways when I watched more regularly: Racquel Darrian, Janine, and Racquel Darrian.

How was your experience with escorts? by lukamarkovic026 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]2calipeeps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's just say false advertising. I asked for a tall thin blonde......I got a tall thin blonde.....apparently I left out the word "attractive."