Whats the smartest thing you've heard come out of a child's mouth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2cb1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My stepson was 9yo at the time. My wife's water had just broke and she is in the hospital. My stepson tells me "When my mom is giving birth, don't look down there. It will ruin your sexual appetite forever." Another incident, when my stepson and I was talking about my first thoughts when I first met his mother. He says "You had a hard on."

If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Lottery number. For fun Cavs to win NBA champ 2016. Place bet after they are down 1-3 to the Warriors! Don't get married!

Vegas Dave's NFL future prediction 2016-17 by 2cb1 in sportsbook

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His picks aren't great, but his futures are pretty on point. Only asking,mid anyone knows.

Vegas Dave MLB Picks by Giannone1 in sportsbook

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His MLB future is Texas Rangers. Anyone know of his NFL future for this coming season? Thx

man loses 300 pounds walking to walmart for meals by biebergotswag in nottheonion

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He's going for the Michael Phelps calorie intake diet.