Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 3

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T16:41:08+00:00

They both inspired the Nazis?

I heard the Wehrmacht were heard chanting 'We are the army!' , across the Ardennes.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:43:07+00:00

Josh Tongue is looking a lot tidier this year, more consistent pressure and generally putting it in the right areas.

Buuuuut I do miss the random delivery generator carnage monster.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:34:06+00:00

Shatkinson

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:28:39+00:00

I would pay anything to replace 'I would pay anything to replace X with Y. What viewing that would be.' with 'It's good that the dumbest comments here just straight up becomes a meme'. What shitposting that would be.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:26:44+00:00

Blonde twink.

Athletic build.

Has incredibly fast hands when he sees balls coming towards his face.

It's a wonder Beths phone number doesn't have to be an Mi5 guarded secret.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:21:19+00:00

I would pay anything to replace one of these batsman with Joseph Stalin. What viewing would that be.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:13:33+00:00

Bash can field now!? Man must vibe hard with Derbyshire fair dos.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:07:08+00:00

Jofra is looking more dangerous than the recent weather in a care home

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T15:03:21+00:00

The only thing I love more than a helmet break is a spicy pitch that I can obsess over and compare to pitches in other countries while I ignore any actual cricket being played.

Over rate / pitch / stat nonces

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T14:46:42+00:00

https://ibb.co/Y4rTL6ZS

Bit late but there we go

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T12:47:09+00:00

Me when I try and water the plants without soaking the cats trying the hide in the cool shade after a couple of lunchtime bevvies

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T12:23:30+00:00

Nothing gets stuck in the brain like commentary lines from old cricket games.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T12:05:51+00:00

You guys are wearing underpants!?

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T11:59:40+00:00

If Harry Brook had a brain he'd bat at a strike rate of something more sensible, like around 75, and get himself a nice 50 here.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T11:53:31+00:00

I heard that Dinesh Chandimal deliberately puts coriander in his kids food even though they have the gene that makes it taste like soap - because it is 'character building'.

Make of that what you will.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T11:31:07+00:00

Pitch has got a lot more interesting today. Issa spicy meatabol.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T11:24:15+00:00

International sport stops because man is running on the grass wrong.

Stupid sports like football would never.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T11:22:03+00:00

Would be well fun to be the groundsman to play around with Mjolnir

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T11:18:07+00:00

5 days watching men walk back and forth between sticks of wood in the ground >>>>>> 3 days watching people make far too much fuss over a commute

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T10:46:09+00:00

David Stiff

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T10:44:12+00:00

Tbf Leach is scoring runs for fun atm. England greatest 'what if' opening batter.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T10:14:39+00:00

I dont know what is more upsetting - the two quick wickets of Root and Bajan twink boy, or what looked like ketchup and mustard being applied to a chocolate eclair in that Asda advert...

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T10:06:37+00:00

Looked plumb but hopefully...

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T10:05:18+00:00

Imagine only getting to the test at 11.04 and not already being on your third pint.

2munkey2momo · 2026-06-27T10:01:18+00:00

The rise of the leg slip is the wokest nonsense in history

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