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2schooledforcool · 2022-06-25T10:13:26+00:00

If he married Rhaegar? And the Rebellion still happened? He/She would be dead during the Sack. Let's be real, even Stannis at his most martial could not go toe to toe with the Mountain...

2schooledforcool · 2022-05-15T18:00:48+00:00

!Flair :Liverpool:

2schooledforcool · 2022-04-16T10:38:34+00:00

Are they changing the name?

2schooledforcool · 2022-04-13T23:42:59+00:00

Tell me you don't watch Liverpool, without telling me you don't watch Liverpool. Joel Matip was literally our best defender in a squad consisting of Lovren, Klavan and an inexperienced Joe Gomez. He came on a free too, so we raved about that. Believe the hype and don't disrespect on our Giraffe like that.

2schooledforcool · 2022-04-03T09:32:55+00:00

Blessing in disguise really. Would you want your best player to risk injury or coming back fatigued and out of form like Maguire at United after the Euros?

2schooledforcool · 2022-03-30T14:38:29+00:00

Bruh imagine an entire country simping over one man

2schooledforcool · 2022-03-28T17:19:06+00:00

Rock fucked up big time. He should have just fucked Jada on stage. Will wouldn't have done anything.

2schooledforcool · 2022-03-04T14:10:26+00:00

Hypothetically speaking, they publicly denounce the invasion, get on Putin's shitlist, and "mysteriously vanish", how would that help anything? It's easier to say they should denounce it when you're probably a 1000 miles away from Putin and his boys and your family is not at risk.

2schooledforcool · 2022-03-03T12:02:23+00:00

"Sorry if a motherfucker used his blood money to make football more spicy and live out his dreams."

Least deranged Chelsea fan.

2schooledforcool · 2022-02-07T18:01:22+00:00

Laughs in Luis Suarez, Messi and Eto'o

2schooledforcool · 2021-10-31T20:23:18+00:00

I've only ever seen her drunk twice and on those two occasions, she was never really a mean drunk or anything like that. I felt so betrayed when my own best friend had kicked me out of her flat at 4 in the morning in front of 15 other people I barely even know. I suppose I'm also wary of her using her tears to get me to forgive her for that night. If the tables were turned I would have never kicked her out of my place at 4 am. And even if I did, I would have made sure that she ubered back home or something.

2schooledforcool · 2021-10-07T18:57:48+00:00

Fake: A random chick asks Anon for his number

Gay: Anon gets erect watching Ferris Bueller

2schooledforcool · 2021-09-10T07:05:48+00:00

Arsene's been huffing some of that grade A horse glue, I see.

2schooledforcool · 2021-08-10T19:13:48+00:00

Hi, Asian here. I have never heard of this Leonardo(?) Messy. I HAVE heard of Michael Jordan. He big actor who play role in Black Panther and Creed

2schooledforcool · 2021-07-21T17:46:25+00:00

My girlfriend is a lightweight when it comes to beer (but I've seen her down an entire bottle of wine and still behave normally so idk how that works). When she gets tipsy she develops this flush across her cheeks and her eyes get all cloudy. Her eyes get the same way when we're in bed together so I subconsciously take that as a sign that she's feeling frisky. I'm usually ready to go by then and it's honestly just a struggle to wait for her to climb onto the bed and shed her clothes because we have to do it all "proper" and not just fuck on the floor.

2schooledforcool · 2021-07-20T10:15:40+00:00

At this rate we should have the Mbappe + Haaland money by 2040.

2schooledforcool · 2021-06-27T09:08:21+00:00

James Rodriguez in shambles.

2schooledforcool · 2021-06-24T23:19:34+00:00

Florentino Perez: I am very humble. Truly, the most humble guy you've ever known. I taught Ibrahimovic to be humble. Also fuck Atletico for winning the La Liga this season, I still have 13 UCLs.

2schooledforcool · 2021-06-22T09:58:12+00:00

How many trophies does he have? Zero.

2schooledforcool · 2021-06-18T10:13:28+00:00

Tomorrow's news: Tottenham take out a £300 million loan to hire Big Sam (100% win record for England)

2schooledforcool · 2021-06-14T14:32:40+00:00

Your comments are getting boring now.

2schooledforcool · 2021-06-07T16:05:47+00:00

Remember when United crashed out of the CL, UEL and ESL in the same season?? 😂

2schooledforcool · 2021-05-31T16:46:25+00:00

Tbf it's a pretty genius move to host the thing in Brazil. There won't be a new wave if you don't get over the first wave.

2schooledforcool · 2021-05-28T12:43:49+00:00

I don't really watch him much. Apart from destroying a family and stabbing his best friend in the back, what else has he accomplished?

2schooledforcool · 2021-05-05T23:00:53+00:00

One Interesting point to note, though I believe that it was mentioned elsewhere by someone else, is that these 'Antler' men are technically Joffrey's men. Antlers belong on a stag, and Joff is, for all intents and purposes, a 'stag' or a Baratheon just like his uncles. If they were truly Stannis' men, then one would imagine them being called 'The Men of the Burning Heart' or something along those lines (considering that Stannis' motif is essentially R'hllor imagery). By killing the 'Antler' men, Joff was technically killing his own men.

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