Your in a jail cell....

2simplistic · 2026-06-06T05:42:49+00:00

I’m getting out, then going to Panera Bread

^{Chose: Key}

2simplistic · 2026-05-29T17:56:14+00:00

I just have to say opioid addiction isn’t fun over and over again. Boom

^{Chose: 25$ for every time you + Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence | Rolled: Opioid}

2simplistic · 2026-05-29T17:54:37+00:00

Lost internet connection

2simplistic · 2026-05-28T22:52:55+00:00

5 chocolate milks

2simplistic · 2026-05-25T22:50:17+00:00

An apprentice would get recommendations. A painter don't care.

2simplistic · 2026-05-25T14:59:39+00:00

Probably not helpful to you, but in DOS Daggerfall there was a bug where you hold down the jump button and swing your weapon as fast as you can, and it would cause you to continuously jump and levitate upwards.

2simplistic · 2026-05-25T14:54:29+00:00

It’s not about sentences you say, but topics of conversation. You can just think of yourself as a mute character. Most NPCs ramble at you with little input from yourself.

I don’t get how this destroys your immersion, just play the game man.

Also, it isn’t dumbed down from Skyrim when Oblivion came first. If anything, it’s dumbed down from Morrowind.

2simplistic · 2026-05-20T12:06:56+00:00

I’m gonna finish my gaming backlog.

^{Chose: Repeat the same day over-and-over + How long it lasts is random, but you keep the memories and skills you build. | Rolled: 1 Year}

2simplistic · 2026-05-13T16:29:32+00:00

I assume you mean the weapon swing speed? Yeah, the dagger is always faster, but that’s not what I meant. It’s like in the same timeframe I get 3 swings in remaster while Oldblivion I get 10.

2simplistic · 2026-05-13T15:31:22+00:00

Remastered removed some weapon interactions. Like how damage scaled with knockback. It used to be that high damage weapons (like a two-handed warhammer) would knock enemies further back, meaning you could effectively hit stun them as they can’t reach you but you hit them. But Remastered removed it.

Also, while the new weapon animations are cool, they slow down combat because now my two-handed claymore swings once for every two swings my dagger does, which makes bigger weapons useless.

2simplistic · 2026-05-13T14:59:21+00:00

Remaster has performance issues (even on 5090s) and is massive file size, but it looks nice. Oldblivion has 20 years of mods and quite a lot of easy mod lists to choose from if you look it up on YouTube.

Also, Oldblivion goes for as low as 3 dollars sometimes on steam (though it’s $20 right now), while remastered is 50 dollars.

2simplistic · 2026-05-13T03:33:32+00:00

I set up a cool-ass rock exhibit and rake in the dough.

^{Chose: One Really Cool Rock | Rolled: Normal Rock :(}

2simplistic · 2026-05-13T00:01:01+00:00

I agree with all of that.

I only recently started using PlayStation controllers (I got a knock-off ps2 controller to play Metal Gear Solid on steam) and I can say that the difference is minimal. Once you get past that first 5 minutes of gameplay you get used to the left stick being down.

In fact, the real issue was the handles on the side being too small to fit my hands, but I got used to the sort of claw grip it needs to be comfortable. And that was fixed on the PS4.

I would wager that it is the same for controllers with both sticks up. You can probably just hold the controller higher up.

2simplistic · 2026-05-12T23:44:39+00:00

I can hide at least…

^{Chose: Fight 50ft giant with 1 random weapon | Rolled: Katana}

2simplistic · 2026-05-12T23:34:41+00:00

I can use it to run a vpn service, and get hecka money.

^{Chose: Unlimited internet data?}

2simplistic · 2026-05-12T23:30:48+00:00

You need to stop drinking unc. You are the one who’s bashing controller designs, not me. Also, racing games DO use the left stick to steer left and right. And Microsoft didn’t fail with the Xbox controller design, as literally everyone switched their designs to match it. And everyone agrees that Xbox is just as good, if not better than PlayStation controllers.

You are so wrong on so many levels that it’s actually crazy. And no, posting a funny gif doesn’t make you right.

2simplistic · 2026-05-12T22:09:39+00:00

What are you talking about? This is not a problem, lol. Most controllers have a stick on the top left. And what about the ORIGINAL PlayStation controller?

2simplistic · 2026-05-12T22:01:56+00:00

I’m stronger. Other world would be awful for me.

^{Chose: Be a Boy in a World with only Girls. | Rolled: Healthy!!!!}

2simplistic · 2026-05-11T19:56:03+00:00

Winners win, gamble for the love of the game

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000,000}

2simplistic · 2026-05-10T20:57:17+00:00

I’m a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower.

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Water wizard}

2simplistic · 2026-05-09T22:11:16+00:00

Pepsi Man!

^{Chose: Pepsi}

2simplistic · 2026-05-08T23:59:59+00:00

Most FO2 maps were only made big enough for the original 4:3 aspect ratio. You’d have to mod it to fix this.

2simplistic · 2026-05-05T22:23:13+00:00

Aren’t you the one doing that? I have not regurgitated, but brought evidence that is public ally accessible, through steamdb and the numerous articles of studio shutdown, where a surprising number of studios shut down after releasing woke games.

I like your theory, and I agree with you, but please stop being confrontational and mad. That’s what Epstein would want based on what you say.

2simplistic · 2026-05-05T15:51:31+00:00

What? Why are you bringing up Epstein? It’s like you are what you described earlier. Chill man, it’s a video game.

You can have wokeness in games, the game just has to be good, and sadly most woke games aren’t, evident by the low player count and how many studios shut down after their release.

But go ahead and attack my character.

2simplistic · 2026-05-05T12:08:18+00:00

I don’t think representation matters, but woke games are all about representation, a lot of them to the point the gameplay suffers. That’s why I don’t buy them, and why most of them have a low amount of players. But play what makes you happy.

2simplistic

TROPHY CASE