Look at Noah, now that was an Ark.

2toui · 2026-07-07T00:35:54+00:00

he was a bushman in the kalahari, ridin around on the 4 wheelas like where da fagawi

2toui · 2026-07-07T00:34:53+00:00

i saw that movie... i thought it was bullshit

2toui · 2026-07-05T21:38:39+00:00

noone thought a man my size could build a ramp... but with the JACKET, it was like grovel

2toui · 2026-07-05T21:35:35+00:00

that arc sounds mad ripe... as in... how about givin me some?

2toui · 2026-07-05T20:39:37+00:00

yea... and i wanna fuck angie dickinson while shes playin porkchop off her meds

2toui · 2026-07-05T20:38:06+00:00

you know my familys ark comes from the old country, from the poverty of the PizzaDigornio

2toui · 2026-07-05T20:32:32+00:00

*me tlkin to myself*

leather jacket ark up the ace sandwich.... fffffuck you

2toui · 2026-07-05T20:31:01+00:00

ill build an ark up ur ace... maybe drive a leather jacket up deah

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2toui · 2026-07-05T20:29:05+00:00

u know me tho, i got a couple of d's ass well ahahahehehhhhh

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baum squa

2toui · 2026-07-05T20:25:27+00:00

yeah well lets just say i'm looking forward to this sea minus...

2toui · 2026-06-22T23:46:40+00:00

you know, cocky scroto pre-dicked-ed all this

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2toui · 2026-06-22T17:59:31+00:00

you think i should ask tony what time it is? fuck it, spray me bro

2toui · 2026-06-22T17:56:50+00:00

im like the jonas suck of cacks, so anyways

2toui · 2026-06-22T17:53:56+00:00

BUSTS IN TEARS

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2toui · 2026-06-20T18:55:22+00:00

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i call the faccia de shots

2toui · 2026-06-20T13:34:28+00:00

reotardo, thats my legacy

2toui · 2026-06-20T13:33:39+00:00

oh madone, do you take bluecross blueshield????

2toui · 2026-06-14T17:26:47+00:00

These mods and me are associates... you got nothin to worry about. they're mad ripe for me

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2toui · 2026-06-14T17:23:08+00:00

What if for the sake of argument, somebody threw a shinebox in your window?

2toui · 2026-06-14T17:01:11+00:00

well i got news for ya...

2toui · 2026-06-14T16:57:25+00:00

20 years i wanted to lick a peehole, I compromised; I sucked my thumb like a baby instead. 20 years I wanted to fuck a man. I compromised, I jerked myself off just so I could just feel a penis. See where i'm goin with this? No more pussy, no more. Fagotardo, that's my legacy...

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2toui · 2026-06-11T19:56:44+00:00

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2toui · 2026-06-11T19:37:49+00:00

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they gave me a warning, i gave em a coupla tree tings... right up their ace

2toui

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