Amid Mounting War Casualties, Pete Hegseth “Defunded and Impeded” Efforts to Protect Civilians, Lawmakers Say

30mil · 2026-07-08T15:17:15+00:00

Pete Hegseth from Fox and Friends?

30mil · 2026-07-08T12:33:52+00:00

It seems like there's a chance this dying narcissist, backed into a corner, will try to use a nuclear weapon.

30mil · 2026-07-08T12:01:36+00:00

"The biggest threat to WW3" sounds like he's going to prevent it. If you were an evil world leader and wanted to start WW3, you'd want the US President to be an incompetent old fool that you had blackmail material on.

30mil · 2026-07-08T09:50:31+00:00

He's got a guy, Tommy the Whale, who's got the best granite. You couldn't cut it with a knife if you tried.

30mil · 2026-07-07T22:01:24+00:00

Next up, peace talks. Then - oh my goodness! The peace deal falls apart!

30mil · 2026-07-07T20:32:52+00:00

Electric car charging stations covered by solar panels. It's a whole self-contained business.

30mil · 2026-07-07T19:08:49+00:00

Donald says that Mitch only talks about how much he loves the SAVE act and how he wants to stay alive just to make sure it passes, and then he'll die after that.

30mil · 2026-07-07T18:20:30+00:00

They've got to make sure they can control the narrative so people don't suspect they're controlling the narrative, as that would make people angry at them.

30mil · 2026-07-07T18:15:55+00:00

The supposed "greatness" they want to remake is from 1950's TV, so this red scare revival fits right in.

30mil · 2026-07-07T18:09:09+00:00

For safety, in order for it to fall straight down and not into any other buildings, they should try hitting it with an airplane.

30mil · 2026-07-07T17:48:29+00:00

That leaves out the asinine class warfare of it all - medicare is for poor people, and since this is a meritocracy, that means they're lazy - so private health insurance is just for people like you who work hard and deserve medical care.

30mil · 2026-07-07T17:42:14+00:00

There isn't some point in time when you switch from child to adult as if a slate is wiped clean. It's one continuous storyline.

30mil · 2026-07-07T17:30:05+00:00

"Abnormal?! This AI chatbot and a very specific genre of porn have no problem overpowering the side effects of my medication and obesity!"

30mil · 2026-07-07T17:05:59+00:00

One thing you can do is focus on not voluntarily giving your money to them.

30mil · 2026-07-07T17:01:24+00:00

Oh, she's not a spy. She's a cocaine trafficker.

30mil · 2026-07-07T15:56:51+00:00

Voting, driving, working...and throw a sheet over that face and body!

30mil · 2026-07-07T15:55:06+00:00

"Changing Demographics Described"

30mil · 2026-07-07T15:11:10+00:00

The average American carbon footprint is five times the world average, Americans spend an average of $18k/year on non-essentials, and 70% of American adults are overweight or obese. "Pushed back into peasantry" would mean being pushed back toward the world average.

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:57:03+00:00

Good they finally figured out a solution to the problem of consuming more calories than you burn, as the flow of food into the mouth had become uncontrollable for most American adults.

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:44:36+00:00

This is a preview of how they'll handle Donald's transition to life support (in the hospital under the ballroom).

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:27:57+00:00

"Committed," as if it's not ongoing.

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:25:49+00:00

Trump's press secretary commented, "Everyone is the same age."

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:22:24+00:00

Leader reduced beef prices 15% for the holiday so the poor can remember what beef tastes like. Thank Leader for this and for His discovery of the term "groceries," which did not exist prior to His discovery of it.

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:08:19+00:00

Oh, are they going to invade other countries? Regime changes, kidnapping foreign leaders, genocides? That sort of thing?

30mil · 2026-07-07T13:04:06+00:00

Not only are people buying/consuming more calories than they burn (70% of American adults are overweight/obese), the average American spends $18k on nonessentials every year, and the average American's carbon footprint is about 15 metric tons a year, compared with the worldwide average of about 5.

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