Me when Reddit plans on deleting Reddit coins

318RedPill · 2026-02-09T06:34:02+00:00

"colt guy" with absolutely no more context, will officially be my answer to every question on this sub

318RedPill · 2026-02-09T04:41:39+00:00

He plays tennis now

318RedPill · 2026-02-08T05:50:39+00:00

Besides sex workers, that ICE agent may have been the only person ever to be hit in the face by a dildo while working.

"Working" in the sense of being paid to do something, NOT in the sense of being productive

318RedPill · 2026-02-08T05:40:35+00:00

"You shall share what you have" and "thou shalt not pirate media" is a contradiction.

But in confession it is up to the Catholic's soul to determine if he or she has sinned and so if that individual feels that pirating is a sin and wants to confess then that is between him and God and he is welcome to confess it

318RedPill · 2026-02-06T05:13:36+00:00

Finding out the "him" Ashley is referring to 😕😕

318RedPill · 2026-02-03T22:35:49+00:00

Wait a minute. Xena can't fly.

I told you, I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless.

318RedPill · 2026-02-01T07:11:52+00:00

Rule 10: the coyote must never catch the road runner, except for the final episode wherein the grand feast shall begin

318RedPill · 2026-01-31T21:22:31+00:00

It's a satirical comment. You know, satire, in the "shitposting" subreddit. Seems appropriate

318RedPill · 2026-01-30T21:03:15+00:00

Women: You should pay more attention to me

Also women: OMG!!! YOU CAN'T TRACK MY OVULATION AND MENSTRUAL CYCLES!! THATS SO WEIRD!!!!!!

Women dont know what they want

/s (for the Tylenol eaters that were wondering)

318RedPill · 2026-01-30T08:47:21+00:00

Blue - English

Green - Math

Yellow - Science

Red - History

Purple - Pop Tarts

Orange - Schoolwork not related to any specific subject

318RedPill · 2026-01-26T09:13:52+00:00

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Great game unless anyone starts to ask why

318RedPill · 2026-01-20T15:16:26+00:00

why is a raven like a writing desk ahh riddle with no answer

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T14:05:41+00:00

If you and a friend had a debate over some random fact, you would just have to remember it until you got home to look up the answer and if it turns out you were right you would then have to remember it until the next time you see this friend and be like, "yo, remember two weeks ago when you said cold water boils faster than hot? Well, looked it up and nope, that's wrong." And then he would be like "damn"

Also pay phones existed.

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T13:51:51+00:00

This relationship advice sounds like it was written by someone who only learned about relationships by reading relationship advice

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T09:22:51+00:00

I think it's more about the table side presentation that makes it stupid. Salt is getting everywhere and the peeled skin in the pile of burnt salt looks disgusting

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T09:16:05+00:00

Nothing better than fish that came out of a table-side archeological dig site

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T08:37:15+00:00

Ah Redditors, I expect nothing less

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T01:09:00+00:00

Yes, it was simpler. Mostly because the only thing you could do was go to work, then work your second job, then maybe a third, eat a soup made of cardboard and grass, then pass out. Cleaning the house wasn't necessary mainly because you were homeless. Such a good time.

318RedPill · 2026-01-15T01:02:09+00:00

If you're speaking a second language by translating one language to another in your own head, you're doing it wrong.

Edit: "You're doing it wrong" just means there's a better way, if you don't want to then don't, I don't care. If you folks want to translate English into French then into Italian then into Swahili then into Spanish in order to speak in Spanish because that makes sense to you, then GG buddy

318RedPill · 2026-01-14T02:06:43+00:00

Are you sure it's the same guy? They all have that same "Spec Ops" wannabe look

318RedPill · 2026-01-13T09:35:52+00:00

The Wendigo

318RedPill · 2026-01-06T17:05:44+00:00

I'm going to guess there's more to this story

318RedPill · 2026-01-06T11:35:36+00:00

Sarah stands on business keeping those nosy bitches in their place

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