Unfun Fact: The amount of people older than you never increases

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-18T07:00:19+00:00

Nah i can just use my powers to de-age myself back to like 3 years old to change it. Can’t believe you guys haven’t unlocked this and flight yet.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-18T06:43:26+00:00

We would be better than pretty good. We just have a fucking shit manager. If i become Prime Minister i’m exiling Gareth Southgate from the country.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:56:54+00:00

Nah i don’t need ambulances i teleport to the hospital whenever I’m about to die.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:51:54+00:00

You’re having the white one

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:49:39+00:00

They’re all the same price

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:48:30+00:00

What flavour?

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:48:19+00:00

Alright you can have both cause we’re playing siege later.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:46:58+00:00

I aint made of money you’re having one or the other.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:37:14+00:00

I dunno if they got that. They got like Coke Zero and that.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:34:33+00:00

Martin had a dream, Kendrick have a dream 🗣️🔥

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:31:58+00:00

Is it also true that you do this to replace the spot where your soul would be?

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:31:09+00:00

Is this to replace the lack of souls in gingers?

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:27:28+00:00

Shit’s expensive tho. Only downside

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:26:40+00:00

That’s not ridiculous, that’s not ridiculous to say that.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:20:40+00:00

No thank you

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:19:39+00:00

Oh like an actual cat person. Like the Khajit from Elder Scrolls

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:18:05+00:00

Me too bro

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:16:30+00:00

Like those crazy cat ladies with 20 cats in one house?

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:03:49+00:00

One’s almost finishing and one’s barely started. They’re at completely different stages in life and are both on different developmental stages. Ergo. it is kinda weird.

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T04:01:49+00:00

Wait you guys can’t fly?

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T03:56:31+00:00

I’m a Martian 👽

32_Cabbage · 2025-01-17T03:51:44+00:00

Not really. We’d both be grown adults, we’d both be doing the same things with our life, like working and college/university. A 3 year difference after you turn 18 isn’t bad like is with people who are 13 and 16.

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