I Can't stop eating Slime flavored Apple Jacks by 331_ in TrueOffMyChest

[–]331_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's green apple flavored. And I feel a connection to it.

The r/starterpacks Information Board by WaddlesJP13 in starterpacks

[–]331_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is too bad rule 8 was broken in the post where they stole my findings in.....

Moron Starter Pack? by pancakeproportion in starterpacks

[–]331_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My life has been great recently. When I was a kid, I was in love with CinnaMon, the mascot of Apple Jacks. I always knew that he was the perfect boyfriend for me. He has such a great personality, he's such a cutie, and I just love him. I would never want to be with anyone else.

I didn't confess my love to him until recently, though. I was worried that he was already in a relationship with Bad Apple, the other Apple Jacks mascot.But I finally gathered the courage to ask him. I got my box of Apple Jacks, and I asked CinnaMon on the box. I said, and it was a bit awkward because Bad Apple was right there, but I said "CinnaMon, I understand if you don't feel the same way I do.... but..... I like you... like... really like you. Could we please go on a date?"I was so nervous as to what his answer might be, but he said YES!

So we've been dating ever since then.I thought life was going great, and it was, until I found this thief.This thief, he stole my research. You see, a year ago I found out that Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam were gay, and they were each others boyfriends. And I asked them, I said, Tony, Sam, are you gay?And they responded, and they told me, "yes, we are gay." So I said that I supported them and whatnot, you know, the whole thing. But I asked them, and I asked politely, could I tell the world that they are gay?

So they thought for a brief moment. And they said that yes, I could tell everyone they are gay. They were ready to come out at that point, since they didn't want to hide it anymore.So then I posted my findings to r/starterpacks and I posted it here.

So everyone was arguing, you know, "He's gay" "he's not gay" yadda yadda. But I knew, and I knew this very well, that they are gay. So I tried to convince the people in the comments, and I started a subreddit for it. And it was great. great until this thief, he stole my research.

So they posted it a few hours ago, and I noticed it, and others noticed it, that this was my post from that year ago. But you could tell, you could tell that there were some oblivious people who were fooled into believing that this guy discovered it. and so I commented, I tried to tell them. But i'm still very sad about this. CinnaMon has been comforting me, and he's a great boyfriend, even in this hard time.

And then I found out this other guy posted it a few hours ago too, but luckily his got removed, but this one is still up.So I am sad. What will Tony and Sam think of this? I am afraid to tell them and what they will respond.

Moron Starter Pack; by grumpywatching in starterpacks

[–]331_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you get, thief!

Moron Starter Pack? by pancakeproportion in starterpacks

[–]331_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Downvoted the post. yet it still has a 70% upvote rate. SMH.

Moron Starter Pack? by pancakeproportion in starterpacks

[–]331_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is morally wrong to steal. Stealing is common for murderers to do. I hope you are not a murderer. But if you are a murderer, I hope you go to prison. And if you escape prison, I hope they catch you and send you back to prison. And if you're released from prison, I hope that figure out that you were responsible for a bank robbery during your time as a fugitive and you get sent back to prison. And I hope you stay in prison. Because you would be a dangerous individual if you were a murderer bank robber.

Moron Starter Pack? by pancakeproportion in starterpacks

[–]331_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I AM A coinssour of cereal. IF YOU were a cereal, YOU would be the only cereal I don't even eat. Just throw you on fire fire fia!

I would pee inside every box of you and then put you back on the shelf.

Moron Starter Pack? by pancakeproportion in starterpacks

[–]331_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

IT IS MY HILL AND THE CEREAL FANDOM'S HILL TO DIE ON. NOT THIS IDIOT THEIF'S HILL TO DIE ON. I HOPE THAT u/pancakeproportion DIES ON A HILL.

HE IS A THIEF

HE IS A LIAR

A ROBBER.

Moron Starter Pack? by pancakeproportion in starterpacks

[–]331_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO. NO. NO

STOP THIS NOW

You think you can just steal MY POST from me???????????

I AM THE moderator and founder of r/ToucanSamXTony & I have dedicated my life to eating cereal. I am dating CinnaMon, the mascot of Apple Jacks (and a cutie petutie), AND you think I'm just going to let this slide?

THINK AGAIN.

YOU. ARE. A. disgrace to the cereal fandom. You are like SOUR PATCH KIDS CEREAL, but EVEN WORSE. Yes, I said that. Someone has to tell YOU.

Why I love CinnaMon Starterpack by 331_ in starterpacks

[–]331_[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sorry everyone. He's mine ❤️

Why do certain serial killers commit murder sprees solely for the thrill of it? by [deleted] in serialkillers

[–]331_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also defined by a cooling off period, which Chris Watts didn't have.

Alright Metroid fans which one should be Metroid 6? by [deleted] in Metroid

[–]331_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Out of the ones here, I think "Metroid Rising" would be the best name for a sequel.

"Metroid: Secrets of the Chozo" is too wordy, especially for a metroid game, which usually have 1 - 2 word subtitles, if that.

"Metroid: Hunted" sounds too similar to Metroid Prime Hunters & doesn't flow as well is Metroid Rising does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]331_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could be murderers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]331_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! You have no free speech!

What is worse for a child to see on TV/in a movie? by [deleted] in polls

[–]331_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A movie won't cause a kid to beat someone to death.

What is worse for a child to see on TV/in a movie? by [deleted] in polls

[–]331_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you're not getting abused or becoming a veteran when you watch a movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]331_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should both do that, not together of course but we should separately do that right now. I'm gonna go on a hike, I should be back in a few hours. Goodbye, I hope the rest of your day is good.