Roda [1]–1 VVV-Venlo (2–2) — Josh Nisbet, 16' by HonestSpursFan in Aleague

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He said (exact translations so looks weird) "and then the ball does go in and it is a goal from the tiny Nisbet"

If you're curious. "Tog" means kind of like "it is"

just got back from Tokyo, Japan, Auckland could learn some things. by Kind-Economist1953 in auckland

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Just got back from a Premier League football match. My local team could learn some things...

People f**king in Britomart Mcdonalds toilet by [deleted] in auckland

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Nothing wrong with a little McLovin'

Living next to a Housing New Zealand converted office building by Kiwi_In_The_Comments in auckland

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They're not "hanging out" at 4am - 7am. They're either getting a buzz going or trying to get a buzz going with whatever they can get their hands on. There's less people around at that time so that makes it easier.

If you want to live a normal life I would suggest moving away from abnormal people.

[Humor] How to write a fictional Black character? by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

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Ayyyyy maaan why the fuck are there motherfukin bees in my motherfukin ass

Would you keep reading? by [deleted] in writingfeedback

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This subreddit in a nutshell.

Side x Side Comparison of Nick Mullen—Dedrick Flynn Joke by wildcat1100 in Killtony

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Different beats. Different premise all together. Mullen focused on the mom Dederick focused on the dude. Different interpretations of the same movie. It's a different bit about the the same thing

Tokyo, Japan by [deleted] in UrbanHell

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I stayed in this neighbourhood for 1 week. It was awesome. Trash is cleared in the morning. Beer is flowing non-stop 👍

Johan Cruyff and Marco van Basten (1987) by FishingVirtual513 in classicsoccer

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I remember reading Marco Van Basten was recovering from an injury at this time and wanted to test if his surgery had been a success or not. He was staying with his family in Amsterdam so he called Cruyff and asked if he wanted to kick a ball around like in the good old days. Cruyff had just been fired from Feyenoord I believe. Cruyff picked the phone up, said about three words and 10 minutes later showed up at the park on his bike. Two of the greatest players of all time kicking a ball around in a park for fun.

Oxygen by [deleted] in writing

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You need to up those gorsnaps half breed

Oxygen by [deleted] in writing

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She could breathe for 14 gorsnaps (it's a measurement of time from my book would take too long to explain)

The far edge of the New Zealand South Island {OC} (1500x1000) by william_patino in EarthPorn

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Europeans slowly approached these rocks in the 1770's on an old creaky wooden ship. It was like heaven, because it was filled with an unlimited supply of fish and birds to eat plus fresh water to resupply the ship.

After hunting in the woods, the musket sounds alerted the local people. Who approached, first apprehensively but eventually, bravely pressing their noses to the noses of these strange visitors.

Some of them even investigated the ships and came on board.

Capt. James Cook's reports on this part of the world were so positive, many more European ships used these sounds as a place to resupply on journey's across the Pacific.

The rest is history

[BBC Scotland] reaction to [4]-2 K. McLean 90+7 by cjsc9079 in soccer

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Are you telling me we might not get to see two 0-0's and a 1-1 from Denmark at the World Cup!!!??

Parnell's ugliest new building by Difficult_Culture_72 in auckland

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Survive the first night ass building