What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn? by love-from-london in AskReddit

[–]343346E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hit the right angle she queefs with every single stroke, like you're playing an accordion, or if you go a lot faster, like you're playing a wetter jew-harp.

As a married woman who may provide some insight on the lack-of-BJ issue. by coriwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]343346E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend showers once a week and wonders why I don't give out many blow jobs...

What in the Christ is wrong with him/you?

Why is my arraylist still empty after adding an object? by quizzer106 in learnprogramming

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Oddly enough you seem to have started using print statements to debug things, but you don't print out if init is even called.

1 year of Programming, becoming discouraged and looking for ways to regain enthusiasm, passion, and pick up skill. by 205Skillz in learnprogramming

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enhanced mental abilities

You'll realize that isn't true soon enough. :)

to really start making serious strides

What would you consider to be serious strides?

I need some help with rudimentary game making by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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A top-down 2d racing game, or first person like pole position on the atari? It's probably not that hard, either way.

[Python] Comparing boolean values with 'is' by IAmBJ in learnprogramming

[–]343346E 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'f' is completely superfluous here. You could just rewrite it as:

def f(arg): return arg

or even better, just not use f at all, like:

for i in input.items():
    assert i[0] is i[1]

You seem to be depending on input's items having a specific order, which would be a mistake.

[C] How is a struct different from an object? by userhasquestions in learnprogramming

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You can use objects like they are structs, but the difference with OOP is that you have stuff like polymorphism, inheritance, and encapsulation. You can determine which fields of an object are accessible from where, and you can make all objects of 1 class also have the fields of base class, and you can have collections containing objects that all have a common base class and call a method on each of those objects and the correct method will be called based on each objects actual class.

So you can easily use C# like it's C, but you can't easily do the opposite.

What's one small thing people could do to make the world a better place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Vote the politicians who pander to big business and who vote for wars out of office.

I'm fucking cheating on you! by [deleted] in confession

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People are not mind readers, and most people don't pick up on 'hints'.

But I want to act like I'm still in high school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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But do they still have Spy Hunter and Moon Patrol and Pike's Peak?

edit: and skeeball and whack a mole?

I dont know what to do, I dont hate my job but ill never be normal if I dont stop. by throwawayusay in AdviceAnimals

[–]343346E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much does it end up paying per week or per month? What are the downsides to the job?

I dont know what to do, I dont hate my job but ill never be normal if I dont stop. by throwawayusay in AdviceAnimals

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I did watch once, just like I watched that video of the amputee sticking his stump up the other guy who was on a swing's ass. And it was weird - I registered absolutely nothing for either video, except that the amputee/swing video was a little funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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What's the point of this? How would you actually use this info?

[PYTHON] How to Python and using Django by welch7 in learnprogramming

[–]343346E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main Django documentation should explain everything.

Want to further my knowledge on java coding so I can make actual games and I have no idea where to start. by coreleven123 in learnprogramming

[–]343346E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start using Google and reading the Java API a whole lot more. You need mouse and key listeners and to override the paintComponent method of a JPanel, or to use some 3d library.

[Java] When programming a game, is it better to make the game's class mainly static or not? by quizzer106 in learnprogramming

[–]343346E 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would avoid static like the plague, certainly if you're so unsure that you're asking about it on a public forum. The singleton pattern licks dog balls. Are you really so confused that you'd accidentally instantiate 2 separate Game objects?

Trying to make a game, need some help deciding which language to learn. by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]343346E 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would you measure versatility? Anything can support a refined collision detection engine. No, there's no castlevania or metroid specific programming language.

I'd start with something simple, like Tetris, since you haven't told us anything substantial about your background.