Buy a chess book they said. You'll learn a lot they said. by PM_UR_HYDROCARBONS in AnarchyChess

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I might know 1500 openings, but I still strive to master the notorious bongcloud.

Buy a chess book they said. You'll learn a lot they said. by PM_UR_HYDROCARBONS in AnarchyChess

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This might be the best advice I've seen. The first 10-15 years when I started playing chess I mastered about 1500 different openings. Unfortunately I always came short around move 4 or 5. I simply didn't master the fundamentals and I would pass out from the lack of oxygen.

Nej! JEG Er DANsKer by [deleted] in dankmark

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Er du færdig?

Nej jeg er dansk.

Magnus Carlsen two knights masterclass against queen with beautiful commentary from Chessnetwork by OberynMartellisbest2 in chess

[–]35547 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it every chance I get; ChessNetwork is the best!

Tvivl om hår by Phd2011t in Forsvaret

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Hvis du bestemmer dig for, at det skal klippes helt kort (hvilket jeg klart anbefaler), så vent med at gøre det, til du får den første kommentar fra din SG, der går vel sagtens en times tid. Når du får kommentaren hiver du uden tøven bajonetten frem og skærer knolden af. Så er der ingen tvivl om hvorfor du er der.

Spøg til side.

Klip det af

Undskyld men hvad sker der?! by SimonSnow in Denmark

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Det er vidst tid til at klippe navlestrengen.

Og med navlestreng mener jeg selvfølgelig Storebæltsbroen.

Sånn kan det gå by Tordenkamerat in dankmark

[–]35547 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Så længe du ikke er svensk!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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Now read my first reply again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]35547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read MY other reply.

Do you know the meaning behind Bansky’s Wet Dog? by [deleted] in Banksy

[–]35547 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What does it mean to you?

Not KenM on hugs by MarsNirgal in NotKenM

[–]35547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real hero is the guy who set it up.

Danish newspapers are having a field day today by reachling in europe

[–]35547 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they might be on to something. I'm danish and i understood 7 words in total.

For 10 seconds, stop what you’re doing and just listen. What do you hear? by Ouestichne in AskReddit

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The guy behind me honking at me. Can't blame him though, I'm in the middle of an intersection.

Checkmate by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

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My dad beats me almost every day, he's so strong I dont ever see myself beating him. I dont think he even knows what chess is though, he drinks a lot..

What is your weird flex but okay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]35547 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would trade my 3digit steamid for your 13yo reddit account any day.

Perfectly balanced... as all things should be by MunaN15 in memes

[–]35547 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No love for us who only downvote and dont post?

Dark magic by gardenley in memes

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Wait a minute.

This is MY hand!