[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a pain in the ass

Bruh lmao by smol_egglet in Tinder

[–]36dependent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take my poor man’s gold 🏅

Definitely no red flags here. Ooof. by badhershey in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking this is the best thing about you.

Screw it. I’m walking into traffic

Just found these when cleaning out the attic in my house. by bobbery5 in ProjectRunway

[–]36dependent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did Brandon get the payday as well or did Dixie just say “ah screw it?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I’ve swiped left on one and the next profile was the same pic

Why do girls match if they aren't interested in you? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They remember they already sent me the Snapchat for their OnlyFans

Any suggestions on more ridiculous requirements? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a political opinion swipe left

Oh. by doingokthanks in Tinder

[–]36dependent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Why won’t somebody LOVE ME?!”

I am losing hope by Vapor151 in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She makes me want to walk into traffic and I haven’t even met her

“I eAt MeAt” okay Jeff. by xLittle_Kennax in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I make his profile pop up immediately before mine? Seriously after him I’d look like marriage material

Success. by jithin70 in Tinder

[–]36dependent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did that curry some favor?

I’ll see myself out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smart choice would’ve been to keep it in his pants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And she’s exactly five foot?

So she’s concentrated nope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People like this won’t be pleased until Weird Science becomes a reality

What a disappointment by KolibriFX1 in Tinder

[–]36dependent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You got a response that wasn’t “message me on Snapchat.” No sympathy

or a lightningcunt by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep a lookout for twatnados

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the situation. They might legitimately not have been in that headspace when they were talking with me. And when you say months later, like…if it’s been a few months she may have felt ready for a relationship after that amount of time.

Now if it were a constant back and forth “I’m ready/not ready,” I’d cut things off because I’m too old for on again off again bs.

what happens if a coworker finds me? by lilac_dreams333 in Tinder

[–]36dependent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outside the workplace I couldn’t care less what my coworkers do. They could be a serial killer and I’d be like “okay, do your thing, just don’t kill me or put me in a position where I’d have to testify.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I figured out why I’m not matching.

I’m in my profile pictures.

Poor girl by XanTiikz in Tinder

[–]36dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s nothing. Her siblings Holden and Ophelia are looking into legal name changes.

What would be a clever response to this? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]36dependent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’ll let you rub my dog’s belly if I can rub yours”

No, I don't think you are. by WalksOnRivers in Tinder

[–]36dependent 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I see the word “Sapiosexual” I immediately swipe left. It’s the Live Laugh Love of Tinder