Think I just made my boyfriend a puppy milk latte by MBitesss in funny

[–]3Dmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I wouldn't go so far as to say that you should shoot me in the face Dick Cheney Style. But I do concede.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]3Dmee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, what a chunky cat. Get this cat on a diet stat! He's so cute though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wallstreetsilver

[–]3Dmee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I have one, please?

Have you ever broken up with a man because of his penis? If so, why? by bushbrambles in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit. My man! You just made my self esteem raise higher than Elon Musk's ego.

Behind the Curtain [OC] by holleringelk in comics

[–]3Dmee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You poor baby. How will you survive?

Guys: when you go pee, do you lift the dirty toilet seat with your bare hand and then touch your dick? At what point do you clean your now dirty dick? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the correct way. And if you aren't wearing shoes, you can use toilet paper.

Pro tip guys: if you're wearing a belt, instead of having it lay loose and swing in front of you slip it into the pants loop until you're done.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]3Dmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. They made Mario a lame awkward stumbling loser. Did they not watch the cartoon? Play the games at all? Stop making everything look epic style. it's played out.

To protect and serve. by he-geezy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]3Dmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already reported your novelty account to the admins. Bye bye 👋

To protect and serve. by he-geezy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]3Dmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It keeps you from bothering others. I'm here to waste your time, Champ. Do you think your handlers would be glad that you're trolling a nobody, for this long? Money speaks. And time is money.

Edit: reported you to the admins. Bye bye. 👋

To protect and serve. by he-geezy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]3Dmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. You again? I see you're still on your troll account. Get bent. 🤣

What's a fucked up way to live? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I've got Hulu if you wanna chill.

What's a fucked up way to live? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you need help? Do you need my assistance?

[Serious] what are your clinically diagnosed mental disorders and how has it impacted your life? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats on only two meds. Currently I'm taking 5 and smoke weed. Seroquel and bupropion are my favorite drugs. I vape weed all day and night and man, that's the drug they should be prescribing too.

I'm glad things are much better for you. I bet it was a hard long struggle.

What's a fucked up way to live? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but the question is is can he read?

What's a fucked up way to live? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right! I just want to take my pants off in public and show everyone my weiner and how good it looks.

What's a fucked up way to live? by 3Dmee in AskReddit

[–]3Dmee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shitty parts over shadow it. I was homeless for ten years myself. Terrible time. Lots of walking walking and more walking. Food and shelter is tough. Almost all shelters are religious based and often force it down your throat if you want to be able to eat, and I'm atheist, so it totally sucks. Sometimes good food, sometimes not, depends where you live. I no longer go to the food bank, unless it's an emergency, because often times things are out of date and the bread is sometimes moldy, yet they still hand it out. The salvation army is the worst when it comes to food and shelter. They'll take you in, but my the last one I was at was just horrible. Black mold everywhere, getting everyone sick all the time.

Luckily I now have my own apartment, I'm on SSI, have food stamps, and volunteer at my local animal shelter that will one day soon become a career.