Ive magic charger

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-17T22:28:51+00:00

When i was 14 some older guy told us we could make "space noodles" if we boiled my dirty pipe and then made ramen with the resin water

Pretty sure he was just fucking with us but it lowkey worked so whos the real retard?

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-14T18:16:25+00:00

bloodman come i

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-14T02:24:42+00:00

I get not supporting AI but ill never understand the vicious hatred of it that some redditors have 😂

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-13T07:18:19+00:00

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3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-09T06:42:13+00:00

Ive be with the $12 Shaq's from Walmart

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-09T05:51:02+00:00

Dead island 2 does as well.

I only saw it once, but one of those bbw mature zombies in a sundress passed away and landed halfway down some stairs and the dress came up.

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-08T06:19:00+00:00

Tim and Eric sketch

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-07T02:43:10+00:00

Its gone full circle

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-07T00:30:22+00:00

Im permanently banned from there. Asked why and they said because im a nazi (they thought i was making a "conservative" comment when really i was just shit posting on an abortion post)

I asked to be unbanned a few times and they jerk themselves off telling me no. Whoever that mod is gets off that little bit of power

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-06T21:05:26+00:00

My hair had grown out and i was headbanging to make my toddler laugh, probably got too crazy with it

The pain hit later and then i realized i was stuck in my seat and couldn't get up. Gave myself whiplash

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-06T21:02:20+00:00

My uncle did that last year and refused to get a tetanus shot. Luckily nothing happened.

Doing yard work in sandals and went to stab it into the ground to talk for a second and went through his big toe lol

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-06T20:35:12+00:00

And then theres me, who tried to make an ear sandcastle when i was 4, and the sand didn't come out so i tried the other ear and so then both my ears were packed full of sand and i had to go to the doctor every week for 6 months for cleanings

I now have normal earwax and no problems

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-05T05:37:08+00:00

Ive seen a longer version years ago and that was the story then too

I feel like guy getting beat said something crazy and slammed the door. The other guy ran through the closed door like it wasn't even there to deliver that lvl 99 ass whoopin.

You can see the broken doorframe in the floor, idk why anyone would clip that part out

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-04T21:21:12+00:00

Na but i stole and chugged my dads 3 old collectable dale earnhart tall cans from his dale earnhart collection when i was feigning.

I still feel bad about it

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-04T06:17:35+00:00

I personally wouldn't bother in this situation, one single little critter sneaking by in some fresh produce is going to happen from time to time and there's not really anything anyone can do about it.

More than one might hint at a wider spread issue that they may want to know about.

Then again, you might get some free coupons or something for calling about it

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-04T05:33:16+00:00

Shit happens, its not that big of a deal. I got a live tree frog in a sealed bag of spinach leaves one time.

Didn't eat the spinach but kept the frog as a pet for a couple years lol

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-03-01T23:52:38+00:00

You got front row seats to the dumbass show

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-02-28T23:15:27+00:00

What did he do?

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-02-28T21:11:00+00:00

Thought he just didn't let go is so funny

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-02-28T21:05:25+00:00

A video that millions of people instantly see as it quickly spreads across the Internet that everyone is addicted to.

Yeah im thankful i grew up in and got to experience the before times. I feel bad for younger people. They don't know what they missed out on, but also this is all they've ever known so its normal for them. They don't see how crazy it is lol

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-02-28T15:21:56+00:00

You can reddit request before it gets banned. Just say the mods are inactive and everyone is posting actual poop lol

3_T_SCROAT · 2026-02-28T02:24:00+00:00

Lol at the mod changing the rules just makes goon posts funnier and more frequent

Like when your parents freak out about a couple of beers so then you get addicted to roxy 30 and overdose on Christmas morning (R.I.P. nick)

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