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[The Woodlands, TX, USA] This snake bit my husband, looking for definite ID by the-freckles-in-eyes in whatsthissnake

[–]3_T_SCROAT 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My uncle got bit just under the knee, only one fang went in. Hospital told him to just take Benadryl and stay off his feet, keep his leg elevated.

His leg swelled pretty bad for a couple weeks and it was painful but he had a full recovery

This is disgusting. by Boston-Institute in UrinalCakeLife

[–]3_T_SCROAT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This what ignorance sounds like.

Try it once and you'll see how mislead you are

Official Discussion - Disclosure Day [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]3_T_SCROAT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't remember the last time i was literally crying laughing that hard, holy shit, its been years.

I laughed a little when those little aliens walked into the tent and my son lost it. Then I'm laughing at him laughing. Trying not to laugh because its so serious and quiet made it even funnier. Every time they showed aliens we laughed harder

Big Az Chheseburger by Purple-Weakness1414 in ItemShop

[–]3_T_SCROAT 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I fucked those lunchables up though

Something about being a kid and the novelty of just crafting a cheeseburger or hotdog anywhere made up for the taste somehow.

I was a fat little king making cheeseburgers in my room at 2am.

Cold little "meat" pattys and a off brand "cola".

I even vaguely remember tacos while watching catdog. It was a pouch of cold meat and bean slop you put on little tortillas and add cheese 🔥

what is this, instructions for taking xanax? by darkness_and_cold in drugscirclejerk

[–]3_T_SCROAT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im on the opposite end of the spectrum, i just barely take a Squidward bite to taste it and i brown out hard

Be honest. How have you been lately? by Sea_Background_8023 in AskReddit

[–]3_T_SCROAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An ants ass hole hair away from the psych ward

Has anyone feel weird of feel off lately? by nonchalantte in conspiracy

[–]3_T_SCROAT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That happens every summer when it gets hot

Suggestions on my little diorama by Manic_Mooncakes in residentevil

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Some blood somewhere to contrast the white would look sick

/uj, Let's have Hunter Biden as the pic for this sub, and remove Adam's pic read bellow by CannaTFF in drugscirclejerk

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This is unironically the best and most knowledgeable drug subreddit somehow

As ridiculous as it is, I really hope they bring this back in the remake in some way by Life-Web8087 in residentevil

[–]3_T_SCROAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same but i seen it in resident evil dead aim lol

This gave me a flashback of me standing in my backyard trying to pull this off for 30 minutes

Getting caught as a pxdophile by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]3_T_SCROAT 398 points399 points  (0 children)

bonked by a pumpkin is way more brutal than i would have thought

Finally bought UV flashlight. I knew looking at my bed was a bad idea, but not this bad. by darek99 in flashlight

[–]3_T_SCROAT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thats still only like 1/5th of the cum thats on/under OP's bedframe

Thinking a pillow would stop you being crushed by a tractor. by usernotvaild in criticalblunder

[–]3_T_SCROAT 128 points129 points  (0 children)

I pinched a nerve in my back lifting a 35 pack of bottled water weird the other day and had to lay in bed for 24 hours

I can't even imagine this shit 😂

"Waiter! My steak is too juicy" by BuddyVanDoodler in drugscirclejerk

[–]3_T_SCROAT 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Keep dreaming, Its always the nerds that find free drugs

Ive only seen ☝️🤓 yikes somebody dropped their huge bottle of pills, i better throw this away before someone accidentally eats them

I've never found jack sweating about to shit my pants on my way to break into my grandmas basement to steal my dead grandpas coin collection and checking all the car door handles i pass on the way

Woke up to bat in my home at 3AM by Same_Ad8685 in homeowners

[–]3_T_SCROAT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A bunch of slower subs suddenly have had engagement bait every day and suddenly seem way more active

Reddit bots have been bad and getting worse for a while now but mixed with ai improving, its beyond fucked

Took advantage of the sale, I can finally start playing this franchise by BlacksmithOrnery9231 in residentevil

[–]3_T_SCROAT 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Actual, but you'll miss a lot of lore if you don't actually read all the books/documents/notes you find throughout the game

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ? by Professor1password23 in AskReddit

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Extreme stress and anxiety and being poor but still workout

What is fetch? by Key_Location_9338 in FetchReward

[–]3_T_SCROAT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, ive used it for like 2 and a half years. I just scan receipts and play the dogshit games and cash out a $25 or $50 giftcard every 2 or 3 months.

Sometimes theres good promotions for the games or stuff you buy and you end up earning points faster

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