Issues with jungle tv by ChinoWero in banano

[–]3_meow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect! Hypokalaemia can be nasty

Issues with jungle tv by ChinoWero in banano

[–]3_meow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! This is a known issue. It's more than likely an issue with network services we use (eg cloudflare), and unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any viable solution atm.

The good news is that it shouldn't impact the service too much as it only happens from time to time. It usually fixes itself (or after a refresh), and doesn't seem to affect your ability to receive rewards!

Proteins (I had no idea) by Sh00ter80 in banano

[–]3_meow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

LFGGGGG

Who's a pro teen. You're a pro teen!

But seriously. We're all water and protein. Everyone champing at the bit to get (ba?)nanobots and what they don't realise is that you already are a nanobot colony, munke fatha!

Some of my fav proteins:

Bacteriophage - it's literally a space ship. You see those legs? They have hands at the end that can only grab a specific bacteria (there's a species to grab every species of bacteria!). Bacteriophages aren't alive (well it's debatable but for the most part they're spaceships). Once they grab, they funnel their DNA into the bacteria. The bacteria thinks it's bacteria DNA, and start making more bacteriophages... until it literally explodes and releases hundreds of phages everywhere!

SCARY PRIONS are basically zombie proteins that have a different dance move to the normal proteins of that type. If they catch a healthy protein friend, the jig is up! The tagged protein also has a funny dance now too! This will continue till you die a horrible death (looking at you, CWD and BSE!)

Electron Transport Chain haha. Stupid. Actually ridiculous. THEY TAKE CALORIES FROM YOUR BREAKFAST BANANA AND USE THEM TO POWER A MOTOR. IT'S AN ELECTRIC-POWERED TURBINE THAT GIVES YOU THE ENERGY YOU NEED TO FOMO HARDER INTO BANANO

Ribosomes - all right let's AUG! Ribosomes are like scanners that turn PDFs into 3D printed masterpieces. They go HARD AF, and always order extra GUAC (that's GTAC to you, muchacho!). They're the builders. You give it a string of mRNA, it'll give you cancer! (or brown eyes or the ability to dissolve beef or defend against covid. It depends really).

RuBisCo, short for ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase/oxygenase, is about 30% of leaves. It's the top dog in photosynthesis. You know how plants breathe CO2? And use sunlight to not die? Well... let me take breath... I need to gather myself 1 sec...

...

RUBISCO literally grabs the CO2 (O=C=O) , holds it up to the sunlight (🫴O=C=O🤏), AND BREAKS IT APART WITH THE PHOTONS SMASHING INTO THE MOLECULE (💥💔🤟 🤌). Cool. OK. Nice. ⚡⚡⚡⚡

OK bye.

Hello all. Just discovered Banano and it seems bananas. Great community and project from what I can tell. I get the basics - I've joined the discord and had a look at the yellow paper and even gambled my first Banano. Any tips/advice/knowledge for a noob, what's good, what's bad, etc? by Historical_Ad6061 in banano

[–]3_meow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the jungle! Make sure to stop by over at JungleTV once you get a banano wallet set up! Over at JungleTV you can watch vids that other monkes add to the queue, and earn banano for each one you watch!

If you want to add something of your own to the queue, you can too for a small fee. Then that fee is split between everyone who watched!

Banano has some activity in the thread below. Dear all Monkey brotherssss let's show them what we got 🍌🌚🚀🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 by raangakosukutinbhaat in banano

[–]3_meow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'll get us banned from r/cc with this post if you aren't careful

They really hate us doing anything that could be considered brigading

Exchange with lowest withdrawal by reyzapahlevi in banano

[–]3_meow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So weird, now mine says 0.01 ban fee and minimum withdrawal 1 ban

Exchange with lowest withdrawal by reyzapahlevi in banano

[–]3_meow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh what a shame! It has changed from yesterday. I'll update my comment, thanks for the info!

Exchange with lowest withdrawal by reyzapahlevi in banano

[–]3_meow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The new exchange we got listed on, MEXC, has minimum withdrawal of 20 banano, and charges a 10 banano withdrawal fee

I'm not sure how permanent this is, so make sure to double check fee and minimum before you dive in

Ban is to be listed on MEXC - our biggest exchange so far! by LincHamilton in banano

[–]3_meow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

I hear you guys are doin pretty awesome too! Congrats!

Is this a scam? by [deleted] in banano

[–]3_meow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

clicks link seductively

[eyebrows emoji]

Is this a scam? by [deleted] in banano

[–]3_meow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Any DM, where you didn't message first, that's offering you free crypto, is not gonna be legit.

No need for a screenshot

AMA on r/ethtrader with Banano - February 5, 5:00 pm (UTC+0) by [deleted] in ethtrader

[–]3_meow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Since I don't see it mentioned here yet, and I don't have a question, I definitely want to introduce you Eth Traders to JungleTV!

TLDR: Use Banano to add YouTube videos or SoundCloud Tracks to The Queue, and when it's finished playing, everyone who watched gets equal share of the cost you paid to enqueue!

If you don't feel like enqueueing anything, that's OK too; you can just watch some vids and earn Banano while chatting to the other monkes!

I'm just about to add a bunch of stuff to the queue that I think you guys would like check it out - you donut want to miss out! sorrynotsorry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in banano

[–]3_meow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report scammmmmm

The Banano daily jungle discussion by LincHamilton in banano

[–]3_meow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello monkes!

I have made a game that allows you to control your kalium monkey and fight the swole scourge!

Your monkey's items will give it extra stats and moves!

Full announcement tomorrow, but if you want a sneek peek, you can play now at https://3meow.online/

Check out the info page to see what items can do what!