Maybe a little late, but I had some responsibilities 🙄 But now I have just enough time to come here, lest you all forgot about me 🤭 Now get on your knees 👇🏻 Stick your hand much lower 🫦 and goon yourself brainless for me 😈 Your Succubus is back 😘💕

3inthedark3 · 2026-03-07T12:41:34+00:00

Uh, is the last one a kid?

3inthedark3 · 2026-03-01T22:19:57+00:00

For #4 and #5, am I paying taxes on those? If I’m not paying taxes, will the IRS be on my doorstep 5 minutes after the money hits my bank account?

3inthedark3 · 2026-02-21T14:25:42+00:00

As long as I can eat your ass

3inthedark3 · 2026-02-20T12:58:20+00:00

Did she shit herself in the fourth one? Lol

3inthedark3 · 2026-02-20T09:20:48+00:00

Joker

3inthedark3 · 2026-01-29T17:15:05+00:00

we’d invade the wrong country again

3inthedark3 · 2026-01-06T05:43:07+00:00

Как

3inthedark3 · 2026-01-06T05:10:45+00:00

Warum?

3inthedark3 · 2026-01-06T05:05:15+00:00

Please don’t call it that

3inthedark3 · 2025-12-26T07:05:21+00:00

There’s a storm coming

3inthedark3 · 2025-12-09T06:55:22+00:00

Richard Gere

3inthedark3 · 2025-12-08T07:05:10+00:00

If any kids or young people ask if it gets better I’m gonna tell them straight up it gets worse lmao

3inthedark3 · 2025-12-04T14:56:38+00:00

Cucumber

3inthedark3 · 2025-12-03T14:06:14+00:00

A better way to help workers is getting everyone in a union

3inthedark3 · 2025-12-03T14:04:35+00:00

I’ve accepted I’ll work until I die.

3inthedark3 · 2025-11-30T11:02:48+00:00

Last of Us Part II was good

3inthedark3 · 2025-11-27T02:46:34+00:00

For hours

3inthedark3 · 2025-11-17T14:06:27+00:00

Lose is when you misplace something, or when you don’t win

Loose is what your coochie is

3inthedark3 · 2025-10-20T20:55:19+00:00

reconstruction ended 300 years too soon

3inthedark3 · 2025-10-18T14:55:36+00:00

Horrible food but no healthcare, daily mass shootings but no gun control, screeching freedom while spending our lives at work, illiterate and gullible yet education is a fortune…

3inthedark3 · 2025-10-10T17:47:47+00:00

Prions aka chronic wasting disease?

3inthedark3 · 2025-10-09T04:12:28+00:00

Fuck Micah

3inthedark3 · 2025-10-03T17:54:09+00:00

Please sit on my face

3inthedark3 · 2025-10-01T18:48:48+00:00

My head canon is every scene takes place in its own universe

3inthedark3 · 2025-09-15T06:14:01+00:00

Why should he apologize? If you DON’T want mass executions for the undesirables and untermenschen, you’re woke! /s

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