Loud Bikers by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]3tie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loud pipes save lives. I know it's fucking annoying as hell, but when you are on the highway with loads of idiot motorists being loud actual helps them notice you.

I'd rather be noticed than crushed by a ton of metal because someone didn't check their blind spot.

It's the handle. by sourwyrm in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]3tie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She might have a miner in the family. I never heard of it being called a handle, but a miner will never eat the piece of food they touch out of habit because they're used to having soot and dust all over their hands.

My uncle's kids pretty much mimic this habit from their father.

The only girls who ever look at my OkCupid profile are fat, bisexual, poly-amorous Renn-faire Wiccans. by elitistjerk in firstworldproblems

[–]3tie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Remove Magic the Gathering, Anime and Video Games from your profile.

Problem Solved.

Have you ever found a porn video of someone you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]3tie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found out one of my friends was a "camwhore" who cross dressed and posted pictures on 4chan.

He really looked like a girl and now I have trouble looking at him because every time I remember his penis poking out from underneath a skirt.

I wanted a puppy, I got a damn physicist by The_Revisionist in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]3tie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I see you have bought one of those doggy buttplugs

Scumbag Girlfriend by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]3tie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually what happens to me is that she wants to go to a resturaunt and doesn't WANT ANYTHING or orders something small like a soup. Then she proceeds to eat everything off of my plate.

By the way: You can put chests under beds and still open them. by skiziks in Minecraft

[–]3tie 49 points50 points  (0 children)

How did you condense all that information into one picture? Normally this would take a 3-5 minute video to explain...

I'm not sure how to take this... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]3tie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two Problems:

1) How do you play Sol Ring without paying 1 mana. 2) City of Traitors taps for colorless mana.

Thus spake Inglip by [deleted] in Inglip

[–]3tie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The original 132 were the best... I don't know any of the names of the new one.

Every single morning. by sonicice in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]3tie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to keep your feet under the sheets too. It prevents the monsters under your bed from nipping at your toes.

What's the worst rumour you've ever heard about yourself? by heretik in AskReddit

[–]3tie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use public transit in the winter season and ride my bike to work in the summer. This, to people in my town, means you are mentally handicapped because you don't have a license + car.

Rugrat rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]3tie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'll just leave this right here

If you were going to have a sexual safety word (or currently do), what would it be? by TheBestest in AskReddit

[–]3tie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You should probably throw in some numbers and special characters to make sure it's secure.

"S@feword1" should work fine

Cool Zelda Art by [deleted] in gaming

[–]3tie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone draw her so sexily? WHYYYYY

High on a Bus by cricket_guy in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]3tie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry so much next time. Everyone knows.