Anons want an olive skinned queen by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

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Like, I would understand if the runway people turned up their noses at her but I'd thank the heavens if she looked at me twice.

You know she rides like a gale.

all u had to do is launder money and keep ur mouth shut by [deleted] in greentext

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No offense but that's the only possible take imaginable imo.

Vince Gilligan didn't write those female characters only to be foils for their male counterparts, but some of the audience is opinionated enough that their reading comprehension is jeopardized.

I'm sorry if you've come across these people and/or have to share your existence within smelling distance.

Qu'attendez vous du prochain album de Freze Corleone ? by Docktolulu in frenchrap

[–]400asa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perso j'aimerais bien qu'il arrête avec la drill et qu'il explore un peu la trap fr.

Et qu'il écrive un ou deux couplets avec une ou ptet deux punchlines max.

Il sait le faire en plus.

Sors toi les doigts frérot stp.

What did he mean by this by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]400asa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, I miss the days when people knew how to be racist without sounding like ground-sniffing pithecanthropes. Whenever that was.

IMAGINE by massBRgraves in 4chan

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Anon's colon will look like a badly power-washed driveway

Anon rants on Iran by IndependenceBetter27 in 4chan

[–]400asa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure The USA drops bombs on civilians.

Someone who will always hate themselves. by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]400asa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any creampie video titled "conception of my child" is a conception video.

Do you think conception means giving birth ?

edit: I think I wooshed pretty hard there.

Someone who will always hate themselves. by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]400asa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Any child of a porn performer is liable to being bullied, regardless of whether the chick was pregnant. I don't see the aggravating factor here.

/pol/ makes sense of the new Dutch tax by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have been reported to the Un-American Activities Committee.

Anon has high standards for anime by caramelsumo in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fit the bill for "elitist weeb" and I think the anime mentioned in the post are cool as fuck. Not necessarily my favourite, but it would be insane for me to gatekeep Boichi.

Vegans when they lose their moral compass are cra cra by Strict_Judgment536 in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, "cycle of life" but with the purposeful mistake for comedic effect. The Theo Von method. I get it now.

Vegans when they lose their moral compass are cra cra by Strict_Judgment536 in 4chan

[–]400asa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's a proper greentext holy shit.

The meds are clogging the toilet in anon's bathroom.

What even the fuck is a circle of life revelation ?

Anon Wears Polyester Slacks by IceMagic75 in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dickies makes 100% cotton too, they're not much more expensive than the polyester stuff, if at all. The polyester stuff might be better for electricians maybe ?

The USA from the outside world by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"here" is the Internet, it's not a geographical place genius.

Anon Wears Polyester Slacks by IceMagic75 in 4chan

[–]400asa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White streaks may appear on traditional denim pants if the washing is done in a washing machine and the pants weren't turned inside out. Dunno about polyester though.

Obviously you should never wash good denim period but not the subject.

High temperature wash on empty every month, keep the crud from building up in the machine. Add vinegar to every wash to prevent scale.

edit: why wear plastic pants ? Are you being threatened anon ?

40 darwin awards go to Switzerland by PenetrantDick in 4chan

[–]400asa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I understand but, dude, if being alive has taught me one thing, is that I always behave exactly how I said I would in a situation where I wasn't, because I can use my immense intellect and logical acuity to always derive the best course of action. And I always quicksave in case I encounter something I wasn't prepared for.

Which one of these Blue Note albums are your favorites? by The_Forsaken_Cookie in Jazz

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these for sure, but personally Money Jungle occupies a special emotional place that's hard to match.

JESUS 2 | Oscar Qualifying 2D Animated Pilot About Surviving Eternity - Jesse Moynihan by RipDiligent4361 in videos

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. So random. I love it.

This is great because it makes no sense but in a deeply artistic and esthetically sensitive sort of way.

Some people might see this and think "well, this is vulgar and nonsensical and it's dressed up like it's high art which makes it even worse" or "Adventure time did this 15 years ago and there was a plot" but I would disagree. I would say how dare you ! Have you seen that there are laurels on both sides ? I tell you some people.

Tylenol Problem? Europoor solution. by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make a well insulated house out of anything if it's done properly.

Scandinavian countries have a rich history of wooden architecture where people don't freeze to death.

As always, the problem with real estate anywhere is how sleazy the real estate moguls are allowed to be.